Psychic Friends Network, clairvoyant Cleo, has summoned the spirit of Marilyn Monroe to inquire about her feelings, in regards to being compared to Anna Nicole Smith.
The twelve billion dollars missing on the way to Iraq have been found, sources reported yesterday. The money has been identified by the FBI from the numbers on the $100 bills. The money was traced to the house of Ms. Heather Mills in London. Ms. Mill...
Bahamas - (Rioters): Howard Stern, the bereaved partner and personal lawyer of former Playboy centrefold Anna Nicole Smith has told family and friends he blames only himself for her death which came so soon after he published his seminal Stern Review...
Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass. Mess): Following the sudden news of Anna Nicole's Smith's tragic demise aged just 39 Congress has voted overwhelmingly to save her breasts for the Nation.
Fort Lauderdale, Fla. - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Pathologists working on the autopsy of Anna Nicole Smith who died in a mysterious bout of dropping dead syndrome yesterday have rushed a DNA sample to federal testing labratories after Guess Genes' l...
Hollywood, Florida - (Rioters): Tragic former Playboy playmate Anna Nicole Smith who died suddenly yesterday aged 39 may have been the victim of a burst silicone implant which accidentally began oozing into her bloodstream.
In a bizarre twist to a really strange life the DNA evidence is in as to who the father to Anna's baby is. DNA experts have determined that lawyer, Howard K Stern and photographer Larry Birkhead have been ruled out as the fathers of Anna Nicole...
HOLLYWOOD, Fla. - (Rotters & ReUterus): The ancient curse of the Seminoles has struck again. Former Playboy playmate Anna Nicole Smith, ex-widow of nonagenarian Texan oil tycoon J Howard Marshall, was found dead in her hotel room at the Seminole Hard...
Former playmate, Guess jeans girl and wife of deceased billionaire J. Howard Marshall was found dead in a Hollywood Florida casino hotel room.
LAS VEGAS - A Houston multi-millionaire who appears to have lost his mind, or at least parts thereof, paid $690,000 at the Kruse auction for an escort. Not the exciting and speedy Anna Nicole Smith variety pictured above, but a 1975 Ford GL version,...
The deluxe resting and care home for elderly gentlemen opened in 1994 in Texas by then 26 year old director Anna Nicole Smith promises now to create some real sparks in the oil and gas rich State. Not only is the luxury resort like complex now capab...
Listing Madonna, Keanu Reeves, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagal, Anna Nicole Smith, and Adam Sandler together as a film cast might assure a film director of good box office, but it does not guarantee any acting awards. These pseudo actors, and s...
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