Chelsea Football Club has bought Africa in a deal thought to be worth £50m, a statement released to the City revealed today. The deal, expected to generate up to £20m worth of additional revenue each year through the UN 'Balls to Hunger' sch...
PRETORIA (AssPress) - Prime Minister Tony Blair wrapped up a farewell tour of picking up presents and kick backs in Africa on Friday with a call for fellow G8 leaders to "step up to the plate" an Americanism relating to the...
Britney Spears rehab has gone well, leaving thousands of people secretly a little disappointed that nothing went wrong.
HARARE, Zimbabwe (Anonymous) - Zimbabwe's Police truncheons and Police boots are possessed by cunning, yet invisible colonial evil spirits claimed octogenarian President Robert Mugabe yesterday on Zimbabwe's national television - as he tried to expla...
In a rare, and boring, day for media and lonely internet surfers, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Antonella Barba have managed to stay completely covered up.
Prime minister Tony Blair today welcomed the news that Britain had come out top in the latest UN poverty poll by saying: "It goes to prove what I've been saying all along, that if the country wants to keep up this consistent high level of ac...
George Bush has launched a radical and controversial new campaign to fight global hunger.
Today in London, the G8 countries showed the world that they mean to help Africa out of its current dilemma with a series of aid packages designed to bring relief to poverty, homelessness and unemployment.
Way back when, there existed a paradise home to over half the known species. A blanket of green gently enriched our planet with mystical plants, trees, and shrubs that even the lowly of species, such as a harvest spider, devotedly dwelled in the enamored beauty of these lands. This paradise exists today to which we refer to as the rainforest. From Central America, the Amazon, Africa, to Souther...
Capetown, South Africa (Wreiters) - After a South African inventor unveiled a new anti-rape female condom on Wednesday, arms manufactuer Denel announced its "even more lethal vaginal land mine." According to Denel spokesperson Gunner Downs,...
In the immediate aftermath of July 7th, the G8 statement on Africa went largely unnoticed. Although government sources have denied the coincidental nature of this, there is real cause for concern.
"It will be the visible hand of the State that will finally alleviate the curse of poverty from the blighted continent of Africa" , remarked Bono, the lead singer of Irish rock band U2. "I have been assured by Gordon Brown - with w...
President Bush last night announced new plans for counteracting the threat of possible terrorist attacks. In a bold, but largely accepted move, the President will be recalling 70,000 U.S. soldiers back from posts in Europe and parts of Africa. Troops...
With two South Africans leading the way at the halfway mark of the US Open, it is time to accept that in golf South Africa are up there with best.
Media tycoons in the United Kingdom and South Africa have planned an all-white newspaper and all-black newspaper respectively.
Johannesburg, South Africa --...
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