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Funny story: Shields tipped for Oscar success following Michael Jackson Memorial

Shields tipped for Oscar success following Michael Jackson Memorial

Following today's emotional Michael Jackson memorial concert, Hollywood insiders have been speculating that friend of MJ and fellow childhood deity, Brook Shields, could actually receive an Oscar nod for her live speech which clearly reached out touc...

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Funny story: Oscar De La Hoya Finally Confesses

Oscar De La Hoya Finally Confesses

LOS ANGELES - Champion boxer Oscar De La Hoya finally admitted that he is reality slut Daisy De La Hoya of VH-1's trashy "Daisy Of Love." Fin Dickers of Reality Star!Magazine fessed up to Daisy's true identity who has always claimed that Oscar i...

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Funny story: Slumdog Millionaire child star Rubina Ali is for Sale: Father Wants to become millionaire

Slumdog Millionaire child star Rubina Ali is for Sale: Father Wants to become millionaire

Mumbai (India): In a bid to become millionaires, Rafiq Qureshi put Slumdog child actor Rubina for auction and the based price has been reserved at $400,000. According to one paper who was interested in buying her, they send a secret agent to negotiat...

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Funny story: British Woman, Winslett Disgraces Nation by Winning at Golden Globe and Oscars

British Woman, Winslett Disgraces Nation by Winning at Golden Globe and Oscars

Kate Winslett has brought honor to the acting profession of John bull's Island with a Golden Globe for Redemption Road and an Oscar for The Reader or at least one would think so. But the brilliant and buxom star has been under a barrage of criticism...

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Funny story: New direction for Rourke

New direction for Rourke

Resurrected actor and tabloid fodder Mickey Rourke has announced yet another turning point in his tumultuous career: Song and dance man! "I was totally blown away by Hugh Jackman at the Oscars," beamed Rourke at an Academy Awards after-party, "thi...

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Funny story: Huge monster with big teeth attacks Eastern seaboard of America

Huge monster with big teeth attacks Eastern seaboard of America

After decades of safety and calm, the Eastern seaboard of America was attacked again today by a massive killing monster with huge teeth, striking fear into all New Englanders - yes, Kate Winslet was back. Many Americans had thought that film direc...

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Funny story: Stars Twitter Twigs, Berries and Boobies at Post-Oscar Orgies

Stars Twitter Twigs, Berries and Boobies at Post-Oscar Orgies

Not even the paparazzi have been able to get into the post Oscar orgies that have set the dirt minds of America's star struck a twitter. Wouldn't you know that the very Twitter and the astral actors have brought the pornographic parties to you? A...

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Funny story: Bankrupt Film Industry Asks Slumdawg Millionaire for a Bailout

Bankrupt Film Industry Asks Slumdawg Millionaire for a Bailout

This year's Oscar's may have been Hollywood's last hurrah as the film industry grinds to a painful halt in the Bush depression. Since no one has hated Hollywood more than then conservative Republicans who pulled Bush's strings, many believe that the...

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Funny story: Academy Awards Cutbacks - Ker-Ching Bling Bling. Not.

Academy Awards Cutbacks - Ker-Ching Bling Bling. Not.

Everybody's cutting back these days as recession bites deep and hard, even Hollywoodland is cutting back. An industry mole told us that: "This year there won't be smoked salmon and caviar canapes. The stars of the silver screen will be tucking int...

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Funny story: Spoof writer predicts American protectionism will prevail at Oscars - Brad Pitt will win Best Actor for dreadful "Ben-Butt".

Spoof writer predicts American protectionism will prevail at Oscars - Brad Pitt will win Best Actor for dreadful "Ben-Butt".

LOS ANGELES - USA: Obama won; now America wants to get back on the world stage, "Buy American" protectionism is the mantra of the recession. And every Hollywood has-been wants to have their say. Enter the Oscars - described by a lisping P. Issdo...

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Funny story: Gervais would do the Oscars but...

Gervais would do the Oscars but...

British funny man and 'ad-lib' king Ricky Gervais announced today that if he was to be offered the host's job of presenting The Oscars he'd have to turn it down. 'It's not that I'm crap at my job', Gervais quipped 'It's just that I don't work without...

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Funny story: Swiss elevator and escalator group mistakenly receives film award

Swiss elevator and escalator group mistakenly receives film award

At a glittering film award presentation ceremony held in Geneva last night, one of the world's largest manufacturers of escalators, walkways and lifts received a European Oscar before anyone realised it was in error.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's New Movie Sweeps the Oscars

Paris Hilton's New Movie Sweeps the Oscars

In typical Paris Hilton fashion, the heiress boldly accepted the Oscar for, Best Picture of the Year Award, at the 80th Academy Awards Show at the Kodak theatre in the heart of Hollywood, Ca.

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Funny story: Brit tosser with earrings takes Oscars spoils

Brit tosser with earrings takes Oscars spoils

Los Angeles - (Eye-popping Mess): Seedy-looking sartorial disaster Daniel Gay-Lewis looked like the cat that got the Brylcreem as he struggled to maintain a true-Brit hetero front while accepting the gong for Best Actor yesterday.

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Funny story: Ancient Movie Discovered; Nominated for Academy Award

Ancient Movie Discovered; Nominated for Academy Award

Hollywood, California -- A group of Hollywood heavy weights, on behalf of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, traveled to a remote, albeit undisclosed location this past week in order to verify rumors of an ancient movie existing on a ca...

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Funny story: New "Best Retard" to be awarded at Academy Awards Show

New "Best Retard" to be awarded at Academy Awards Show

Next year's Academy Awards ceremony will see the handing out of a new award for "Best Retard".

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Funny story: Student Sues Over Brokeback Mountain School Showing

Student Sues Over Brokeback Mountain School Showing

A Midwestern family has sued their local school and school district over their child being exposed to the film "Brokeback Mountain" in school. The girl, a sixth grader, and her class were shown the film behind closed doors by a substitute teacher.

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