Bankrupt Film Industry Asks Slumdawg Millionaire for a Bailout

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 23 February 2009

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Schspielburg promises to replace H with Giant B in honor of Slumdawg of Mumbai

This year's Oscar's may have been Hollywood's last hurrah as the film industry grinds to a painful halt in the Bush depression. Since no one has hated Hollywood more than then conservative Republicans who pulled Bush's strings, many believe that the whole recession may have been masterminded to put an end to liberal, permissive, art loving Hollywood.

One of the only hopes for the failing picture biz is a little slum dweller from Mumbai. Many suggest that the real reason Slumdawg swept the film industry's awards this year may be the big bailout the studios are hoping to get from the dot not feather Indian film success. Movie mogul Steven Schspielburg said:

"It's the great riches to rags back to riches story where the underslumdawg rises to the top only to lose all of his money like the US taxpayers in a useless bailout of wastrel business tycoons."

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