Oscar De La Hoya Finally Confesses

Funny story written by Blanca Brava

Saturday, 23 May 2009

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LOS ANGELES - Champion boxer Oscar De La Hoya finally admitted that he is reality slut Daisy De La Hoya of VH-1's trashy "Daisy Of Love."

Fin Dickers of Reality Star!Magazine fessed up to Daisy's true identity who has always claimed that Oscar is her uncle. Oscar has been chuckled at in the past for the photos snapped by a model where he donned fishnet tights and heels, he has always claimed that the photos were doctored.

Several of the production staff members had suspected this when Daisy had trouble covering up an apparent little bulge, production assistant Quinn Kerns states that "a rather tiny bump seemed to upset her so much that she broke down in tears one day, we figured it was nothing but then she began threatening us with front jabs and upper cuts."

"Daisy begged to do the show for the opportunity to meet such high quality men" said Tara Bundt of VH-1's casting department, "I mean, we really go to bat to find the greatest guys, I thing Daisy will be swept off her feet."

Producer Jane Buttner says "Thus far the contestants don't know yet but I suspect some don't care who she is, she is smart, well read and a real class act, we hope to see the contestants accept this news with graciousness."

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