Forget the X-Factor or Take That as the possible Christmas number one this year as nasty bit of work, Simon Cowell, has hatched a plot to bag the coveted slot for his new signing.
Shock news tonight as The Spoof learns that veteran rock legends & randy old goats, Status Quo, are branching out in a radical new direction.
In the same way that rhino's are hunted for the mythical aphrodisiac qualities of their horns, singer Pete Doherty is currently being sought in order to examine his astounding resilience against going to jail. Interest has been brewing for somet...
Noel Gallagher, one half of those two Manc gits who call themselves Oasis, has angered the entire World by claiming that Oasis "Are bigger than the Beatles"...
Surprises were certainly the order of the day at the 2006 MTV Awards in Helsinki last night. Best pop act was Justin Timberlake and best rock act Muse but the surprise of the evening was Afganistan's own Taliban lifting the coveted 'Best Newc...
AUGUSTA GA--Bob Dylan recently admitted that he wrote the song, "Subterranean Homesick Blues" after hiring a golf pro to help him with his game. He blamed the counter culture of the 60's for changing the lyrics in order to serve their a...
Yoko Ono has been drawn into the vicious divorce spat between Sir Paul and Lady Heather Mills McCartney. John Lennon's widow is reported to be furious at reports that Sir Paul is considering offsetting a proportion of any future divorce settlemen...
Busch Stadium, St. Louiee Loueye, Mo.---After the World Series is over, Kenny Rogers has promised various and sundry, particularly adoring teenage fans and grizzled old timers who attend games with a banjo on their knee, that he intends to go home an...
The American society of editors today announced its program to help music and movie stars.
State Department officials are scrutinizing a music video reportedly recorded by Bin Laden that, as one official put it, "Could pose a grave and immediate threat to the United States and it's allies". Bin Laden, finding it increasingly...
London, England. Music mogul Simon Cowell will judge the latest reality game show to hit the small screen - Pope Idol.The show is sure to be hit, following on from Cowell's previous successes such as Popstars, Pop Idol and The Rabbi Factor.
MOBILE, Ala. - In a remarkable development concerning religion, civil rights and blues music, a renowned researcher of suppression in the U.S. has announced that somebody did know the trouble that was seen by the millions who have sung Nobody Know...
UNITED NATIONS, NYC (UPI)-A radio message reputedly received from Martians has objected to the recent broadcast of songs by former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney to wake-up the crew of the International Space Station.
Music bosses confirmed that Whitney Houston and James Brown are the same person. For years there has been speculation spinning around Tinsel Town, which was fanned by the fact that the two Soul Diva's have never been seen together. This is provin...
Mayo, Kansas -- The Comanche County Public Library announced yesterday it will file its first wave of lawsuits later this month against those it alleges are illegally photocopying copyrighted books, joining the music industry in its fight against pir...
Music legend Eric Clapton made a shocking revelation during a press conference yesterday by admitting that he can not play a single chord! The famous guitarist who has inspired generations to play the guitar made his emotional confession after being...
L.A. (lower alabama) -- Public health officials worst fears have now come true. Refugees from areas utterly destroyed by Hurricane Katrina including New Orleans, Gulfport, and Bilouxi have reportedly spread Cajun recipes and Zydeco music everywher...
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