Houston And Brown Are One And The Same

Funny story written by patrickrae

Tuesday, 8 November 2005

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Houston looked radiant at this years World Music Awards.

Music bosses confirmed that Whitney Houston and James Brown are the same person. For years there has been speculation spinning around Tinsel Town, which was fanned by the fact that the two Soul Diva's have never been seen together. This is proving quite a shock to the entertainment industry who have, until this day, had the Angora firmly pulled over their eyes.

Music PR Magnet and Model Natalie Bloxham released the story to the world's media at the launch of Houston's new fragrance 'Addict'. "It has been very hard for the past 40 years to keep secret the fact that Miss Houston and Mr Brown are infact the same person. It is yet unknown how the situation will be handled as the individual is unsure at this point, of which ‘persona' they wish to continue as."

Houston, who shot to fame in 1884 with her debut single 'Hold Me' has spent little time out of the spotlight recently. In August of this year the star was reported to be opening and cooking at her own chain of fast food restaurants, named "Hoosey's" in her home town of Newark, New Jersey, where the Diva was born in 1990.

It was also reported that Houston had a public fist fight will fellow celebrity Barbara Streisand outside the singers Malibu eatery, ‘Nose'. "The pair were going at it like mad." revealed fellow club goer Kate Bush. James Brown is reported to have physically attacked a waiter who commented on his hair at the Hollywood hotspot, ‘Arrested' the following night.

"These recent bouts of aggressive behaviour could all be attributed to the stress and termoil caused by having to hide half of yourself half the time, Whitney/James will probably need to seek hours of intensive psychotherapy in order to become the one individual. It will be a long and difficult process as I believe both personalities are nuts anyway, and I personally would want to be neither" claimed Psycho to the stars, Dr Drew Peacock.

It is yet unknown how the Star's husband BB Brown has been dealing with the couples romantic situations. The 'My Prerogative' singer has so far refused to comment.

Houston, who is also unavailable for comment, is busy filming her new sitcom, ‘You Crack Me Up' on location in the Gaza Strip, Israel .

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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