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Funny story: Not even 'Gossip' could bring the fans...

Not even 'Gossip' could bring the fans...

In an ironic twist, Arkansas rockers 'The Gossip' appear to have taken the phrase 'Secret Gig' a bit too literally, when not a single fan passed through the doors to see them perform at Manchester Academy last night.

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Funny story: New Bin Laden recording produced by Timbaland

New Bin Laden recording produced by Timbaland

An audio recording purportedly from al-Qaida terrorist bushwhacker Osama bin Laden calls for Sunny-D insurgents in Iraq to unite and make sweet sweet love. The tape though is also significant for the involvement of...

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Funny story: Eagles' Avian Flu Charity Halloween Gig

Eagles' Avian Flu Charity Halloween Gig

O2 Arena - (Trick-or-Treat Mess): A secretive, dedicated bird flu-combating entrepreneur is believed to be behind classic 70s rock band The Eagles' performance of a rare one-off private gig.

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Funny story: Radiohead Release 'Free' Album

Radiohead Release 'Free' Album

Radiohead release their new album this week, and, in a supreme show of loyalty towards their fans, have decided not to charge any money for it.

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Funny story: Desert Island Dicks (Radio 4)

Desert Island Dicks (Radio 4)

Jane: Today I'm joined by Tim Lovelace who has been described as, and I quote, 'the archetypal muso, journo and wino', of course eluding to his love of music, journalism and fine wine respectively, do you think that's an accurate description Tim?...

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Funny story: Tony Bennett's Wife Is A Hottie!

Tony Bennett's Wife Is A Hottie!

(New York) - 80-year-old singer Tony Bennett is married to Susan Crow, a hottie more than 30 years younger, and a former NY school teacher.

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Funny story: Guitar Hero fails to become guitar hero

Guitar Hero fails to become guitar hero

(Ithaca, NY) In an incident that has been echoed around the world, a fan of the popular Red Octane video game "Guitar Hero" has singularly failed to translate his ability to rhythmically stab at a cheap plastic guitar-shape...

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Funny story: Local boy with no musical talent proclaims local band "a bunch of assholes".

Local boy with no musical talent proclaims local band "a bunch of assholes".

Stan Mendes, A local unattractive awkward boy with no musical talent referred to well groomed popular indie act Slersh as "a bunch of no talent overrated pretty boys". He later reaffirmed his anti band stance, saying: "The whole scene...

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Funny story: Schools to ban Violins and Recorders

Schools to ban Violins and Recorders

In a move to ease the suffering of parents across the world, schools will now have a universal ban on Violins and Recorders being used as a form of torture/music making (depending on how much a parent loves their child, and or music).

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Funny story: Thud Thud Thud! Lemmy's A Record Breaker

Thud Thud Thud! Lemmy's A Record Breaker

Hell-raising bassist and Motorhead front man, Lemmy, is today recovering from his world record breaking attempt for the longest bass solo ever.

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Funny story: iPhone Upgrade To Have Built in Enema Function

iPhone Upgrade To Have Built in Enema Function

How nifty is the new iphone?! It does everything. You can phone your friends, text message them, email them, chat with them; listen to your music, watch your movies, surf the web; use the built-in swiss army knife to open beers, and 8 or 9 later stab a friend; and otherwise pretend that technology is making your more rather than less social. All in that with a touch-sensitive screen in a little sm...

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Funny story: Monkeys Chart success predicted

Monkeys Chart success predicted

Monkeys are widely predicted to take over the world. We asked Pam Ayres for her opinion on the latest world music news.

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Funny story: Did Hitler dance to the YMCA?

Did Hitler dance to the YMCA?

After last week's discovery that Hitler enjoyed relaxing to the music of Russian composers and had several records recorded by Jewish performers historians have discovered yet another interesting new fact about the Nazi leader: he enjoyed dancing...

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Funny story: Lily Allen Gets Boot From US

Lily Allen Gets Boot From US

Lily Allen, the 'pop star' of questionable parentage, has fallen foul of the strict US immigration rules, and has been told that she is no longer welcome in the country.

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Funny story: What A Wonderful Woild

What A Wonderful Woild

Big Geno's Chop House on Bourbon Street New Orleans looks set to become a Mecca to Jazz fans from around the world.

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Funny story: 40 Year Old pop star admits 'I only wanted to hang onto my youth for a little while longer'

40 Year Old pop star admits 'I only wanted to hang onto my youth for a little while longer'

A washed up pop star, who never wrote a lyric of his own has been complaining to anyone who will pay about the downturn in his career.

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Funny story: Bob Dylan in Album cover surprise

Bob Dylan in Album cover surprise

Robert Zimmerman, the alter ego of the curmudgeonly Sixties legend Bob Dylan is to record an album of cover versions.

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