Local boy with no musical talent proclaims local band "a bunch of assholes".

Funny story written by Afishlips

Thursday, 6 September 2007

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Stan Mendes in yet another unsuccesful attempt at music.

Stan Mendes, A local unattractive awkward boy with no musical talent referred to well groomed popular indie act Slersh as "a bunch of no talent overrated pretty boys". He later reaffirmed his anti band stance, saying: "The whole scene here is pretentious and gay."

Mendes's friends say he has tried unsuccessfully in the past year to learn the guitar, piano, bass, and trumpet.

Mendes further explained his stance, "Why would anyone in their right mind want to be in a faggy band anyway? They're all a bunch of fakes!"

Mendes's friends say he attempted to join 7 different bands in the past year all of which rebuffed him.

Mendes responded to Slersh's thunderous ovation at a recent show which he observed from the street outside the club, "**** this I'm gonna go home and play guitar hero".

Residents say Mendes hasn't been this worked up on a topic since last football season when he launched into his anti-jock diatribe despite his own obvious shortcomings in athletics.

Mendes is currently single.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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