NEW YORK, NEW YORK: What a difference a day makes - 24 little hours...so goes a popular song. But we're not just singing tunes here. For the past 2 days we have witnessed a flurry of activity with rabid Muslims all over the world going berserk as a...
As inter-faith groups, the Vatican, politicians, Army generals and reasonable people all over the world question the sanity of the Florida idiot-preacher who is threatening to burn the Koran, the Chief God of Gods has now stepped into the debate.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK: Struggling network CNN has finally confirmed what America already knew - that 105-year old prime-time TV interviewer Larry King died long ago and his embalmed, shiny body posed on a hidden puppeteer's knee had been masquerading a...
KASHMIR, INDIA: Perplexed pro-Pak stone pelters in this Indian state are facing a new nemesis - Robot-cops. In a scene reminiscent of sci-fi bots of yore, Kashmir troops are now clad in high-tech black riot gear, covered head to foot in plastic a...
You see them in every mall - shopping carts stuffed to the gills with back-to-school supplies, iPhones clicking away, slurping on extra-large lattes while pondering on what awaits them in the world of reality. And harried parents doing wheelies in th...
It's tough being in the celebrity eye. One has to resort to all sorts of capers and shenanigans just to get a few minutes of air-time. Sister teams particularly find it hard to stay in the spotlight. No sooner had Lindsay Lohan started her incarcera...
LONDONISTAN: International pressure is mounting to have Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi sent back to prison. Megrahi, the only person convicted of the 1988 bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie that killed 270 people manag...
Paki 'govt' and Army-intelligence officials were shocked to discover that Hindu-India food is even tastier than some local culinary dishes. Evidence: the first India food packages sent to flood victims were appropriated & voraciously 'tasted' a...
MANILA-VANILLA: LIVE at The Ms. Zombie Pageant. 56 global zombie contestants sashayed down the ramp last night to a rendition of 'Thriller' crooned by this city's top celebrity zombies. Competition had been fierce notwithstanding the herculean make...
It was the zombie wedding of the year. Proud Pa zombie Elvis Presley dug himself out just in time to walk freaky daughter Lisa down the aisle. The event? Lisa was renewing her vows with moon-walking zombie husband Michael Jackson who had earlier b...
Ask any atheist what belief in imaginary and non-existent gods means and to a (wo)man they will say: "Religion has been the curse of mankind." Depending on what one believes in this is either the wisest assessment of why men behave as they do...
Is he or isn't he? - Numerous polls conducted across America in the past 2 days have thrown up all sorts of figures. Leading the pack is the "Birther" issue where right-wing crackpots who believe babies are found under cabbage bushes or delivere...
"Fergie facing bankruptcy" - "Andrew must answer questions" Media headlines are screaming for answers to yet another sordid £500,000 Fergie saga coupled with the dubious role played by Randy Andy - Britain's "roving" Trade Ambassador. Suddenly...
There seems to be no end to Paki hubris and stupidity. At yesterday's Oscar-losing performance at the UN Pak's top buffoon-diplomat jawed his way through threats of: "If you don't help us the extremists will take over" - to expressions of incred...
With cries of "Our money is as good as anybody's money", 152 Miss Nude Universe contestants tumbled and rumbled, grabbed and groaned, pulled and tugged , huffed and puffed and contorted their way to the World's biggest flood-aid fund-raiser. The t...
SYDNEY, OZ: As his fellow scientists hollered: "Show us your freckle, luv", obliging Oz astronomer Freddie 'Feckin' Feckless lowered his drawers and revealed his puckered freckle to the world. Freddie, who has spent a life-time searching the skie...
UN HQ: - Paranoidistan's big buffoon top-cat, Madman Showcat Querulous polished up his begging bowl and stood before the assembly lecturing the world on its "failures" of not providing enough aid to save the already-failed state. In the continuing...
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