Frog-marched by US Pak finally 'accepts' India flood aid. Responds by sending India PM suspicious 'basket of mangoes'

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Friday, 20 August 2010

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There seems to be no end to Paki hubris and stupidity.

At yesterday's Oscar-losing performance at the UN Pak's top buffoon-diplomat jawed his way through threats of: "If you don't help us the extremists will take over" - to expressions of incredulity from foreign representatives.

A top Western diplomat angrily told reporters:

"The extremists are already running the country. That's what we've been telling this fool and his cohorts".

The US is annoyed that despite the burgeoning situation in Pak, its politicians controlled by their Army puppet-master are still cherry-picking aid. Pak's deliberate snubbing of neighbor India's aid offer has angered the Obama Admin and US officials stated:

"There is no role for politics in disaster response. We expect Pakistan to accept the aid offer from India for its flood relief work."

Shortly thereafter, perhaps due to the tepid response from world donors the US appears to have taken the big buffoon into the wood-shed and laid a couple on his heavily padded backside.

In the quick about-turn that Paki Army-civilian govts are so good at the sore-bottomed big buffoon then stood before cameras to grandly announce that:

"Pakistan has finally decided to accept India's offer. We are sending a basket of mangoes to thank the Indian PM"

Right, said the Indians...remembering that it was a basket of exploding mangoes that brought down the helicopter carrying the former Army dictator who was responsible for launching the anti-India brain-washing curriculum that passes for 'child education' in Paki madrassas

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