NEW YORK, NEW YORK: Struggling network CNN has finally confirmed what America already knew - that 105-year old prime-time TV interviewer Larry King died long ago and his embalmed, shiny body posed on a hidden puppeteer's knee had been masquerading as the real live thing for the past 10 years.
Small wonder that the interviewer often spoke rubbish - forcing his interviewees to ask incredulously, "What world are you living in Larry?"
Well now we know!
In another stunningly 'duh' moment, CNN has confirmed that having scraped the bottom of the barrel, yet another waxy dummy, Piers Morgan, of "America's Got Talent" will replace Larry King on the network's prime-time lineup in January.
CNN says Morgan was picked for his ability "..to look at all aspects of the news with style and humor with an occasional good laugh in the process."
Wow - that's like saying watching paint dry is an orgasmic experience!
What next? Rod Blagojevich hosting a prime-time show on "Honesty & Ethics in Politics"?