Just when you thought you had seen it all this busy first week of free agency in the NFL one team went the extra mile to make the most ridiculous trade of the year. The Dallas Cowboys have traded perennial "bridesmaid but never a bride" quarterb...
At a gathering of major media outlets, representatives of many of the major news sources were asked point blank if media bias was a major issue. Rupert Murdoch, CEO and Chairman of News Corp responded, "I wouldn't call it a "major issue", but it c...
Video game enthusiast, Billy Mitchell says that Marble Madness (released in December 1984 by Atari) is responsible for ruining his life, and quite possibly driving him into a state of psychosis. "The game was a joy to play at first," Mitchell ex...
Jurassic Park, the dinosaur animal preserve on Isla Nublar located west of Costa Rica has been receiving complaints by patrons who have made multiple trips to the park. "It's pretty much the same experience every time," stated Robert Bakker, a fre...
Made popular by his appearance on a Direct TV commercial, Meat Head Rob Lowe has been tapped by TLC to star in his own reality TV series. "You with Me, Bro?" will join the ranks of the former learning channel's impressive list of high quality re...
Wyoming was walloped by a behemoth of a winter storm, which included ice, snow, and freezing rain that coated the countryside with inches of impenetrable accumulation. Fortunately, it had no effect, since nobody lives in Wyoming. "We wouldn't eve...
"It's lazy journalism", the deceased President, Richard Nixon stated, pertaining to the use of "gate" as a suffix to insinuate a conspiracy. "Seriously, do you vultures have any creativity left?" he addressed toward the gathered press. The fo...
The New England Patriots have been wrongfully accused of trying to cheat the team reports. In what has ridiculously been dubbed "Deflate gate" the team has been accused of deflating the footballs after referee inspections to make them easier to...
Theoretical planet, Planet X is again making headlines despite the fact that there are curious discoveries on other real, existing planetary bodies. Planet X, also known as Nibiru (another cool sounding alias), is an undiscovered enormous planet...
Hill Valley resident Biff Tannen was accused of attempting to aid his wayward grandson Griff Tannen avoid jail time by disrupting the space time continuum. The plot revolved around using time travel to prevent the streamlining of the legal system wh...
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