Brian Cox tells us that since the beginning of time gravity has been at work in our universe and forged the stars and set the planets in orbit around the sun in unbounded space. The astro-physicist spoke about the laws of physics and his love of the universe. The boy-scientist spoke of his love of 'Star Trek' and his delight is discovering that physicists once believed that there really was...
Charlie Sheen has hit the road and has abandoned his debauched life of luxury and excess. The former star of "Two and a Half Men" has got 'blue-tooth', sat nav and a sychronized mobile phone installed in the dashboard of his luxury vehicle. It has come to light that Sheen has tired of life in his palatial, gated mansion and has found it oppressive living with his sex goddesses and instead want...
Ricky Martin has come out of the closet and has revealed that he is gay and is proud of it. The singer was once a heart throb and girls swooned over him. It has only be revealed recently that Martin actually is gay. This has come to a shock to his...
Vincent Tabak is in fear for his life in HMP Belmarsh after turning supergrass to prison governor.Tabak has 'dobbed' on the Cockney gang boss Archie Lamb who has been ruling over lags in the jail. The Dutch man who is in prison after being charged...
It has been confirmed that Cheryl Cole's dreams of hosting the US X-Factor are in tatters. Simon has rebuffed the Geordie beauty whom he has become tired of. He was annoyed that she was playing nurse maid to Derek Hough instead of getting her act...
In a new poll, Americans have voted to nominate Charlie Sheen over Sarah Palin. The popular star of "Two and a Half Men" is much preferred by American voters over Sarah Palin who they view as 'untrustworthy' and 'kooky'. Sheen has seen a huge sur...
Fevered speculation of going on about the July wedding of Kate Moss and Jamie Hince. Kate has asked pal Robert Plant to perform at her wedding; he doesn't want to let down a mate. Kate has seriously gone overboard with her wedding plans and is determined to out shine Liz Hurley's Indian wedding. She also wants her nuptials to eclipse the 'boring' wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Peaches Geldof has had some bad publicity this week in the media after revelations that the party girl had stolen a dress from a boutique. Further shocking revelations about her personal life have come to light. The spoilt little rich girl has b...
Self-deprecating Miranda Hart is to become the biggest cult comedy show after Gavin and Stacey. The self-effacing female comic creates comic situations gently making fun of situations at her own expense. It is the case with a lot of classic comed...
Dermot has failed to be successful in getting the American X-Factor gig. The disappointed presenter has lost out to heart-throb Enrique Iglesias. He is expected to return to host the UK X-Factor and is expected to work alongside guest celebrities who will take it in turns to be on the judges panel. George Michael is being paid £70K to be a guest host on one episode of the X-Factor. The pro...
Jordan has been on a bender with new squeeze Leandro. The glamour model was dressed to kill in killer leopard skin boots and a sexy golden dress. Her and her entourage partied to dawn in a London nightclub. One of her posse was arrested by police for spitting at a camera man. The glamour girl aka Katie Price does not let the grass grow under her feet and has already moved on from Alex Reid a...
Pop svengali Simon Cowell is said to be very worried about the damage to his health radiation from the Fuchiyama Nuclear Plant could cause if it wafts across on the wind to the United States. Simon is erring on the side of caution and is to have a...
Kelly Brook is just announcing that she is pregnant. There had been speculation that she had gained some weight and was looking bustier that usual. The ultimate 'bikini body' celebrity was filmed looking gorgeous in pretty dresses in LA with her...
Vincent Tabak is to write a book about his time incarcerated inside HMP Belmarsh. The Dutchman has been so traumatised at his loss of privileges and the petty, humdrum life incarcerated with petty, violent convicted criminals. The Dutchman is shocked to have witnessed the petty violence and pecking order when you are banged up inside. He was shocked to realise that a Cray like gangster figure...
Fern Cotton is currently on the Chris Moyles marathon Comic Relief vigil. She looks really glamorous with her golden tresses. Chris Moyles is starting to look a bit ragged around the edges after broadcasting live for the previous twenty eight hours. Poor Chirs looks like he could do with a wash and brush up. He is sorely in need of a shave and a change of clothes. Fern Cotton is said to have...
Katy Perry's mother has hit out against her daughter and has said that she is embarrassed by the song 'I kissed a girl'. Her mother says that it offends her as she disapproves of homosexuality and that the song is promoting lesbianism. Katy's parents are evangelical christians and are friendly with Billy Graham and they have a ministry of saving souls for Jesus. The dark haired pop star gre...
Kate Middleton has found that she will be marrying into the family from hell. Her prospective aunt-in-law Princess Anne has given Kate the cold shoulder and has refused to meet her. Blue blood Princess Anne does not consider Kate Middleton suitable for marrying into 'the firm'. She has looked down her snooty nose at Kate and does not see what William sees in her. Aunt Anne has painstakingl...
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