Written by dutch

Friday, 18 March 2011

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It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To

Peaches Geldof has had some bad publicity this week in the media after revelations that the party girl had stolen a dress from a boutique.

Further shocking revelations about her personal life have come to light. The spoilt little rich girl has become part of a debauched set of wealthy socialites who think it is funny to take off their clothes to be photographed when they are drunk.

The daughter of Paula Yeates and Bob Geldof has inherited her mother's addictive personality. The poor little rich girl is to voluntarily admit herself as a patient of The Priory.

Father Bob has pleaded with his daughter to get her house in order. He was heartbroken after Peaches married Max Drummey on a drunken whim. The ex-rocker who has lived a fairly wild 'rock 'n roll' life style has been shocked to the core by his daughters promiscuous antics.

Bob has been hoping that Peaches will settle down and find a steady boyfriend from a similar background. He is frustrated by her drunken antics with American trust fund socialites who have taken Peaches as one of their own.

Just when you think life can not get any worse for Peaches it does. Poor Bob was embarrassed that his daughter has been shop-lifting again when she could easily afford to buy the dress she stole. He despairs of what will become of her and is hoping that she will meet a nice British boy like Prince Harry and not end up in prison like Lindsay Lohan.

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