Katy Perry's Mum Disapproves of Daughter's Life Choices

Written by dutch

Thursday, 17 March 2011


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Katy Perry's mother has hit out against her daughter and has said that she is embarrassed by the song 'I kissed a girl'. Her mother says that it offends her as she disapproves of homosexuality and that the song is promoting lesbianism.

Katy's parents are evangelical christians and are friendly with Billy Graham and they have a ministry of saving souls for Jesus.

The dark haired pop star grew up in a strict fundamentalist church and attended church regularly and sang in the church choir.

However, as in the case of Britney Spears, Katie Perry soon broke away from her strict christian upbringing to do her own thing.

Her parents are full of grief that Katie made an unsuitable marriage to sex-addict Russell Brand whose way of life they find abhorrent and 'horrible'.

Katy is estranged by her parents who find her way of life and her life choices a source of grief and embarrassment.

Likewise Katy is embarrassed by her parents and wants nothing more to do with them or the christian church. Katie is a 'wild child' and is having the time of her life. She said, "When I was a kid I was indoctrinated by the God Squad; now I am going through a wonderful selfish period of my life."

Katy is angered that her mum is writing a book and is trying to cash in on her fame. It would appear that Katy is angry about her parents 'cashing in' and pretending that they want to raise money for the evangelical church when really they are not so altruistic as they would like to appear. She said of her mum, "they want to get there hands on my money and are hypocrites saying they disapprove of 'I kissed a girl' when they would willingly take my money for the evangelical church. I told Uncle Billy that I want nothing more to do with him."

The recently married diva who is famous for her sexy outfits is said to be shaken by recent developments and has cut herself adrift from the evangelical Christian community.

Russell has comforted his wife and has promised to never go to church or mention anything about Jesus in case it upsets her. He has said that when they have children they will be blessed in a humanist ceremony and they will have Elton John and David Furnish as god-parents. Brand is said to be comforting his wife and is concerned that she will be too upset to perform her raunchy dance routines to 'I kissed a girl'. It is understood that the pair married in one of those tacky little churches in Los Vegas and have never met her parents as a couple.

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