While Paris Hilton was noticeably absent from Nicole Ritchie's wedding, Hilton dodged questions from the press regarding the still percolating rift between the former reality TV co-stars by claiming that she had "Hotter" things to do on that day.
With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart hogging up all the Vampire pairings there are still other vamps on the loose that make a very interesting couple. Only rumored to be dating at first, many of their fans were blown away when a source told s...
News has leaked from the Middleton camp as to what Kate Middleton's dress will look like on her big day in April. Wedding planner, Toby Orrent, has been seen taking in a collection of top designer names from Versace to Caroline Castigliano. So far...
Robert Pattinson has accidentally revealed that he is to be Prince William's best man at his wedding to Kate Middleton next June after Prince William sensationally announced that he would not be having his younger brother Harry as best man. Palace...
Kate Middleton apparently a fan of the American cable television designer cake show, has convinced Prince William to have Charm City Cakes of Maryland design an exclusive royal cake for their upcoming wedding. Having designed cakes for the Hollywo...
Breaking News - Prince William and Kate Middleton today announced that they would be attending the wedding of William Duckworth Chad, to Miss Henrietta Huzzah Merrieweather - the twelfth wedding the couple have attended together. When asked if at...
John Butugley is the latest winner on American Idol. Afflicted with a rare skin disease which causes warts all over his face, John has been shunned all his life. He was once referred to as 'The ugliest man on earth'. However, he has a fantastic singing voice. Ken: "So, John, if I may ask, what was it like growing being so, er, unattractive. John: Please, after you. Didn't I see you in a fu...
Sometimes there are enough rumors going around in the grocery tabloids about something, that it actually is confirmed, catching everyone by surprise, and this seems to be the case of Prince William and Kate Middleton. Not one of the Royal Family h...
Titles are added to someone's name to reveal certain qualifications for performance. In other words, we use them to impress other people. Anyway, it is acceptable provided the advertised achievements are properly sanctioned. A hen, with newly hatched chicks, ruffles her feathers so that she is not taken as a birdie; she's larger than life. No one objects to this custodianship. We can...
NEW YORK CITY - The reality show The Battle of The Wedding Planners literally adopted the show's name as the co-hosts Steve Kemble and Cheryl Dent actually got into a big time fight. The two were in The Hampton's preparing for a wedding for Right...
Unconfirmed reports filtering through to Skoob Entertainment News suggest that Robbie Williams was, according to up to the minute reports, running late for his wedding to Ayda Field on some dumb island off the coast of California. Santa Catalina o...
The groom only wore one tuxedo. Everyone in attendance at the wedding wore only one outfit, with the exception of maybe one or two women bringing a more comfortable pair of shoes to wear during the reception. So it begs the question, why did Chelsea Clinton need two expensive designer wedding dresses to get hitched? They are both Vera Wangs, so it can't be because one of them is a beautiful one...
While the Chelsea Clinton wedding may have grabbed the headlines in the States, here in the UK the gossip columnists were far more interested in the appearance of the father of the bride. "He doesn't look very well, does he? Poor love," said Londo...
In a late breaking story in the American Medical Journal, Chelsea Clinton admits to how she broke her Hymen and what she did about it prior to her arranged marriage in Rheinbeck, NY taking place this weekend! According to the attending physician D...
The cold hand of Austerity Britain threatens to dampen the nuptial ardour of Isle of Wight couples, writes Honey Moon, Births, Marriages & Deaths, Military History, Poultry, Motoring, Tartan, Drainage and Mountaineering Correspondent. The Isle...
I think that there was a Freudian slip on my invitation to the Chelsea Clinton wedding. Instead of the word "bride," my announcement used the word "bridle." They used to say that "every" bride looks beautiful on her wedding day. After Chelsea Clinton's wedding, that will probably change to "most" brides. Yep, Chelsea Clinton's getting married and Bill and Hillary will someday be grandparents...
CHAPPAQUA, New York - Well it seems like President Bill and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's little girl Chelsea will not be getting married on July 31, after all. The elaborate $1 million wedding which was to have taken place on a 50 acre est...
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