The Battle of The Wedding Planners Turns Into A Real Life Battle

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 14 August 2010

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The happy couple Bernice Charlotte Checkgarden and Irving Fribbsteen.

NEW YORK CITY - The reality show The Battle of The Wedding Planners literally adopted the show's name as the co-hosts Steve Kemble and Cheryl Dent actually got into a big time fight.

The two were in The Hampton's preparing for a wedding for Right Coast socialite Bernice Charlotte Checkgarden and her Harvard educated fiance Irving Fribbsteen when things suddenly got out of hand.

Earlier in the day, Steve had told Cheryl that she was using the wrong color of green for the main table floral arrangement. He told her that the bride wanted Kelly green and she was using Emerald green.

Cheryl told Steve that he was wrong and that he had it backwards. He showed her where he had distinctly written it down. She smirked and told him that he was still wrong.

He told her she had no idea what she was talking about and he pulled her hair. She retaliated by kicking him in the groin

Steve fell to the floor, grabbing his 'Little Stevie' and yelling out, "Hey bitch, what the eff is wrong with you anyway?"

Cheryl ignored him. Steve managed to crawl up off the floor and he hobbled over to the wedding cake table. The five tier cake was gorgeous and looked like a million dollars.

Steve reached for a knife and cut a slice of the wedding cake off. Cheryl had turned her back to him and she was putting ribbons on some of the high back chairs.

Suddenly Steve picked up her dress, pulled her panties open, and smeared the slice of wedding cake all over her bikini burger.

Cheryl screamed, shouted, and yelled out at the top of her lungs. One of the hall attendants, Riley Fiddlefaust ran over to her and asked her what was the matter. She yelled out that Steve had smeared her cute little muffin with a slice of wedding cake.

She showed Fiddlefaust, who took out his cell phone and proceeded to take seven pictures. Cheryl asked him what the hell he was doing. He grinned and told her that he just wanted to make sure that he had every angle covered.

He then asked Cheryl if she would like to go out with him next Friday.

SIDENOTE: The local police were called and they took both Steve and Cheryl down to police headquarters for questioning. Fiddlefaust's cell phone was confiscated as evidence. The wedding cake was repaired and the wedding went on as scheduled. Sad to say the shows producers decided to cancel the show.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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