Tomorrow (Wednesday) is the Ventnor Children's Carnival, that point in the Isle of Wight's social calendar that all children on the island look forward to, coming into Ventnor from as far away as Shanklin and Sandford. This year's was set to be th...
You thought it was just all about soccer, but the World Cup has brought with it new and not so exciting games. Firstly, the Brazilian supporter deported from South Africa for stealing several handbags, big time Red Card! Then the unsporting Uru...
A chicken owner in Wales has paid £1800,00 to keep it alive and strutting on one leg. The UK is renowned for having its fair share of eccentrics, but his one takes the egg! After the chicken got caught up in a chicken wire it was either Sunday...
Setting a historical precedent, bedding manufacturer Grindem Down awarded its honorary designation of Employee of the Month to a recent hire, a chicken with its head cut off. "We knew we were taking a bold step when we hired him," said Shill Hinds...
LOUISVILLE, KY -- The world's most popular chicken restaurant chain, Kenny's Fried Chicken, more widely known as KFC, has finally succumbed to the seven years of pressure from animal rights groups to change its chicken menus. The negative publicity g...
I felt rather sorry for poor old Boris Johnston when he lost his cock, then I heard that Gordon Brown had also lost his cock and became very suspicious about the circumstances of the loss that purportedly occurred in the middle of the night. Apparently Sarah was known to be quite jealous of the constant attention he lavished on it. I rather suspect that after being disturbed by his incessant sn...
Amazing events in London as it has been alleged Boris Johnson's cock has been kidnapped. Boris went to release his cock for its normal morning stretch and found it missing. After calling in the Police, scene of crime officers have carried out a th...
Since the late 1700's a small population of several thousand Fallobians have been living near Hampton Heath. Fallobian Grandee Firstus Festus says the Fallobians have managed to maintain their culture for centuries since fleeing persecution by Tu...
What came first the Chicken or the Egg this is a question that some of the greatest minds have tried to figure out for thousands of years. Despite the debate that has gone on for years on this subject the basic facts are this if you say the Egg came first then where did the Egg come from there would have to be a Chicken to lay the Egg if on the other hand you say the Chicken came first then we...
KFC has sold original, extra crispy, extra spicy crispy, tender roast, grilled, oven-baked, and several other varieties of their product. They've also offered it in wings, sandwiches, wraps, and dipped in bbq sauce. In select restaurants, the chick...
Jim "Banty" Greene is a professional chicken whisperer and noted hypnotist who has been hired by the Perdew Farms Chicken Factory. After unloading the chickens from the trucks, their cages are stacked in a dimly lit room where Greene begins to whi...
OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma -- On Friday, a judge extended a temporary restraining order on an Oklahoma abortion law -- despite a popular rider tacked onto the legislation intended to loosen current state restrictions on cockfighting. The law, passed...
Many have pondered the question, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' The answer offered most frequently is, 'To get to the other side'. However, it is widely recognized that this answer is incomplete, if not redundant. The answer merely states the...
Global sausage manufacturer 'Balls Sausages' lost their battle with the TV regulator today regarding complaints raised about an advert shown in July. 35 people complained about the advert which depicted a normal family of four sitting down to dinn...
KFC, the well-loved fast food outlet that serves fried chicken amongst other unappetising shite, is to undergo a major change as it rebrands itself as what will be known as Kentucky Fried Chicken. The change comes as a direct response to customers...
The CEO of Kan-tuck Fried Chicken, a 5-year-old chicken franchise that is really starting to catch on, has stated that it's employees who work in their restaurants for minimum wage for 20 years will be highly compensated by receiving 100 virgins, mal...
In a shock rebuff to the US army, Colonel Saunders has rejected a promotion to General. The promotion was offered to Colonel Saunders last week in recognition of his long service. Colonel Saunders speaking on a telephone from his chicken farm...
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