A study performed at Massachusetts General Hospital revealed today that liberalism causes seizures, brain tumors, and cancer. This study will go hand-in-hand with Ted Kennedy's recent health problems and is currently suspected to be the main cau...
The majority of people who use sunbeds have an increased risk of developing lung cancer, it has been revealed. A straw poll, taken outside Tanyaz Tanz in Wigan, Lancashire, showed a whopping 100% of all people who visited the salon put out a cigar...
Sometimes legends are made, sometimes legends are born, but very occasionally legends are made before they're born. Michelle Stepney, the daughter of football legend, Alex Stepney, the long time Goalkeeper for Manchester United,...
Saint Leo, Florida (IPP) - An independently wealthy Indian artifacts collector from Florida has stumbled onto a closely guarded corporate and government secret about the real cause of cancer as it relates to tobacco use.
SCOTTSBLUFF, NE -- A group of dental tech students at Western Nebraska Community College have accidentally discovered that branded body sprays and body washes cause cancer in laboratory animals.
LONDON (Defecated News) - The World Health Organisation (WHO) released a report last week in which it was announced that 'Fruit Is An Evil Bastard Food'.
LONDON (Defecated News) - It's been a killer and a cause of worry and illness for many. Prostate cancer is an evil bastard that affects more than 30 million British men aged over 60 every day. Treatment to date has been limited, with the focus be...
When it started growing on his neck, Mark Spiels thought it just a freckle. As the carcinoma increased in diameter, Mark had it removed and all was fine.
LOS ANGELES - With new release of his smash hit single PopoZão topping the charts in the North Pole and Neverland, Kevin Federline has finally emerged as a force to reckon with in the music industry. His "Jamaican rump shaker" beats are su...
In response to the efforts of 100,000 women in the "Race For Life" cancer research campaign, angry pro-cancer support group "Cancerama" have announced plans for a special retaliatory event named "Clap For Cancer!"...
A new report by scientists has warned that links between risk-of-death and cancer are routinely underestimated by film and television crews, as well as most government departments across the globe. The shocking new results mean safety is as much as 5...
New York, New York - The New England Journal of Medicine announced this week it made a correlation between the Human Papillomavirus (HPV), oral sex and throat-cancer. Research shows a higher potential for developing throat-cancer by engaging in oral...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, in an effort to reduce Social Security payments and stop frivolous lawsuits, President George W. Bush urged Congress to outlaw anything that might cause cancer.
CHICAGO, ILLINOISE-(FANGORIA) A decision to bravely face the world can sometimes NOT get the appropriate reception originally perceived. That was the dilemma facing long time tv host of PBS "At The Movies" /Chicago Sun Time...
Dangerous Dioxin Levels Found in L.A. Communion Wafers...
The Republicans have taken the lead in the 2008 race for the White House with an announcement by former Tennessee Senator Fred Thomas that he is living with Lymphoma. This means that there are now two Republicans with major diseases compared to the...
In an announcement that will slow down the John Edwards campaign publicity, Senator and actor Fred Thompson said that he himself has cancer. The former Law and Order star said that he will not allow this to affect his running for President of the Un...
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