The man who claims to have reinvented computers, invented disco, taught Michael Jackson the Moonwalk and made TP a household item in most wealthy nations, Microsoft tycoon/tyrant/liar turned quasi-philanthropist, Bill Gates, is now focusing his atten...
Local residents of a Scottish Village have been frightened by the disappearance of an early arrival at this year's Wickerman Festival. The festival-goer who went by the name of Todd, was seen in the local pub a week ago. But, although he said h...
Glastonbury man, Robin Tripp was today woefully counting the cost of a night on the town, following which, he inadvertently flushed his thirteen year old anorexic daughter down the toilet. A senior police officer described the circumstances as a t...
Moscow authorities are to install public lavatories that can withstand a terrorist bomb blast. The move follows a spate of Islamist terrorist attacks on the Russian capital in recent years. And in a city where winter temperatures can fall to we...
A terrifying and ferocious assault on Robert Mugabe's toilet has led to an army officer being jailed in Zimbabwe. The country's leader is known to be a jealous man and he has never been one to share his loo. One officer in the Zimbabwe military he...
A new study has discovered that how a person uses the bathroom tells a lot about how they interact in the real world. "It's really quite amazing. You'd think there would be no connection, butt urine for a surprise," joked Inda Crapper, founder of...
Osama Bin Laden, who was shot and killed in his Pakistan compound on May 1st, was buried at sea by U.S. Forces. This was done in accordance with Moslem tradition that burial take place within 24 hours. Bin Laden was killed by a bullet to the head i...
Charmin Bathroom Tissue will issue a special commemorative toilet paper next month in honor of the Sears Catalogue. The toilet paper manufacturer said that this will be their first special edition and will be a rarity for them as they normally "stick...
Scientists from the University of California have advised that the radiation level from airport full body scanners pose no risk to travellers. In fact, there is more exposure to radiation in cosmic rays when planes fly at their top altitude but ev...
Prince William and Catherine Middleton are to avoid falling into a toilet at their Royal Wedding by a clever move. Catherine, better known as Kate, is to have her initial C before the W of William inscribed on Wedding memorobilia, thus avoiding th...
Residents of Newby, Isle of Wight are NOT going to be watching the Royal Wedding on t.v. When asked "Why not?", Mrs. Irma Hoar, of Cheating Crescent, Newby, answered, "Well, for crying out loud, the world didn't 'stand still' when me and our lad got married 32 years back. It's only a bloody wedding for Christ sake. Folk get married every bloody day. What difference will THIS wedding make...
Nottingham Spoof Gazette - Despite the spending cutbacks, Councillors on the Labour controlled Nottingham City Council, have agreed as part of the 'softening' of the perception of it having the 'Crime Queen City of the Midlands' reputation. Counci...
In the lost world of underground toilets many have gone few remain. In one part of London one has been tuned into a Crepeiere where one can eat crepes to there hearts content. Another is a Pie Shop which sells original East End meat pies this is situated under a Aboitoire. Perhaps a more original use for a pissoire is a underground Brothel the stalls have been furnished out with bonkettes...
Ads for new products in the plumbing industry tend to sizzle with lackluster. Eyelids are at half-mast when the latest drain cleaner ad airs on network TV and even when the secret ingredient is plastic explosives. There is however a new plumbing...
The government was in turmoil today when hundreds of old age pensioners descended on Downing street and caused considerable damage to buildings and public property during hours of rioting. Home Office spokesperson, Askew Smythe, said the governmen...
In a move today that stunned the nation's Capitol and infuriated the GOP members of Congress, President Barack Obama issued an order to Capitol police to block all GOP members of Congress and their staffs from using the toilets in the nation's Capit...
MI6 have tonight declared the death of a leading bathroom manufacturer suspicious. They believe he was the victim of a terrible case of mistaken identity. It was first thought that Mr Damien Brown committed suicide, just after his company went...
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