Urinals for the Masses

Funny story written by C. Cranium

Friday, 17 December 2010

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Home use urinal

Ads for new products in the plumbing industry tend to sizzle with lackluster. Eyelids are at half-mast when the latest drain cleaner ad airs on network TV and even when the secret ingredient is plastic explosives.

There is however a new plumbing product and ad that will catch your attention and bring hope for men and women alike. American Porcelain, the premier urinal manufacturer, has announced their newest line of home plumbing products with the UrinalBoss home unit. The UrinalBoss comes in floor or wall mount units that fit unobtrusively with any bathroom d├ęcor. Currently only white porcelain is available but special order pastel colors are planned. The floor mount units come in two sizes - 36 inch inseam and the grand that supports up to 46 inch inseam.

The big selling point of the UrineBoss line of products is the patented Catch-Every-Drop air suction feature that gently ensures drops do not stray. Other features include: Wi Fi flush unit, odor eliminator by Brut, and green low flush settings. The UrinalBoss basic floor unit retails for $399 and can be seen at Home Depot and Lowes.

The National Plumbing Product Review Board (NPPRB) rated the UrinalBoss 'Pee in Peace' model at four stars. More information and technical data can be seen at: npprb/review.org.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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