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Funny story: Tiger Woods Hires World Class Dominatrix To Whip His Swing Into Shape

Tiger Woods Hires World Class Dominatrix To Whip His Swing Into Shape

Still licking his wounds after failing to win the 2011 Masters yesterday, Tiger reflected on why he hasn't won this tournament since 2006. While shooting a 31 on the front nine, and for a short time seeing his name on top of the leader board, he onc...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods and His New Lover, Alyse Lahti Johnston, Are Planning a Thanksgiving Day Wedding

Tiger Woods and His New Lover, Alyse Lahti Johnston, Are Planning a Thanksgiving Day Wedding

WINDEMERE, Florida - It appears that Eldrick Tont Wood's golf game isn't getting any better but his 'off-the-course' 'ball' game seems to be doing okay as evidenced by his latest much-younger, white, blonde girlfriend 22-year-old Alyse Lahti Johnston...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's "Tiger Sex Tour" Sells Out Across America

Charlie Sheen's "Tiger Sex Tour" Sells Out Across America

Charlie Sheen is capitalizing on his own success and leaving everyone else in the wake, including CBS. His latest venture is the Tiger Sex Tour which, at last count, is scheduled to open in 300 theaters across America as well as two theaters in Canad...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods called Fallen Mike Tyson by Johnny Miller

Tiger Woods called Fallen Mike Tyson by Johnny Miller

The bigger they are the harder they fall. Devon James who claimed to be one of Tiger Woods' 18 mistresses announced that she was releasing a Tiger Woods sex tape but then Philadelphia boxer Teneal Goyco came forward and said that in the Tiger Woods Devon James sex tape he played Tiger Woods. Teneal Goyco will not be receiving tonight's Academy Awards Irving G. Thalberg Lifetime Achievement Awa...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Spits All The Time At Home - And Worse!

Tiger Woods Spits All The Time At Home - And Worse!

Former world number 1 golfer Tiger Woods has apologised for the spitting incident that cost him a fine at the Dubai Desert Classic, but says he does it all the time at home. Woods spat on the ground, a few feet from the hole, after missing a putt...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Fined For Spitting On Golf Green

Tiger Woods Fined For Spitting On Golf Green

DUBAI - It appears that Tiger Woods has once again had a lapse in judgement. The golf legend was on the 12th green participating in the Omega Dubai Desert Golf Classic when he must have forgotten where he was. As he lined up his shot, he suddenly...

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Funny story: Tiger? What Tiger? Mine's an Elephant!

Tiger? What Tiger? Mine's an Elephant!

It had to happen. No sooner had the news broken of the ladle-wielding wife who beat off a tiger, saving her husband's life, than the stories came pouring in. "Tiger? Huh! That's nothing!" was the general gist, as we sifted through the 113,965 messages emailed to us from darkest Peru, from the top of Ayres Rock in Oz, and all places between and beyond. Having verified these amazing stories...

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Funny story: Ryder Cup Cancelled as Tiger Woods Spits on Burning Tunisian Green Man

Ryder Cup Cancelled as Tiger Woods Spits on Burning Tunisian Green Man

In his latest car wreck, Tiger Woods has now caused the cancellation of the next Ryder Cup. The 2012 Ryder Cup was scheduled to be held at the Medinah Country Club outside of Chicago just prior to the 2012 Presidential elections. Every day it looks m...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Fined For Spitting Huge Slick Hocker Onto Putting Green at Dubai, Injuring Kenny Perry

Tiger Woods Fined For Spitting Huge Slick Hocker Onto Putting Green at Dubai, Injuring Kenny Perry

Apparently losing his cool at last, golfer Tiger Woods hacked up a huge hocker on the 18th putting green at Dubai yesterday where he once again lost the game. The hocker, which caused several to retch in the crowd and time called for thirty minute...

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Funny story: Tiger's Former Doctor Faces Charges

Tiger's Former Doctor Faces Charges

Tiger Woods, who has only recently been showing signs of a return to form after a troubled year, has been rocked by news that a doctor who previously treated a number of elite athletes, including Woods himself, has been charged with supplying illegal...

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Funny story: Tiger's Injury Woes

Tiger's Injury Woes

Tiger Woods' agent says there is no link between the neck injury that forced him to pull out of the Players Championship and the car crash he had in 2009. The 14-time major champion was admitted to hospital after the crash and was out of action fo...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Latest

Tiger Woods Latest

In the wake of the disastrous last few months characterised by revelations regarding his private life and his so far unsuccessful attempts to ingratiate himself with sponsors and fans, Tiger Woods has hit on a novel way to ratchet up his charm offens...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Back in Sex Therapy Classes Which Features "Too Much of a Good Thing"

Tiger Woods Back in Sex Therapy Classes Which Features "Too Much of a Good Thing"

Tiger Woods has openly admitted that he is back in a Sex Therapy Rehab, this time in Nevada that uses an entire different approach to helping those who are sexually addicted. "We have helped more people here to get over this addiction than all the...

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Funny story: "Gilligan's Island" Remix Episode #1

"Gilligan's Island" Remix Episode #1

Rap Music Version of the Gilligan's Island Intro Song: Just sit it right back onna yer ass and your gonna hear a tale; a tail of an awsome trip Started from a tropic port and Alien Planet Aboard two awesome ships. The mate was an ex Pop Star, the Skipper use to play Golf, 5 passengers set sale that day on a lipo-suction tour The weather started getting disturbed! The Ships all tossed the...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Seen At Party With Kate Gosselin!

Tiger Woods Seen At Party With Kate Gosselin!

Tiger Woods was his old self on the golf course yesterday and maybe it's because he is once more anchored, really anchored to reality. What happened? Several people have reported that Tiger is being seen around Florida lately with actress Kate...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Seeing Alex Rodriguiz, Wants To Have More Children As Tiger Roars

Elin Nordegren Seeing Alex Rodriguiz, Wants To Have More Children As Tiger Roars

It seems that it was OK for a married Tiger Woods to have lovers all over the country but Elin Nordegren doesn't deserve the right to get married again and begin to have more kids. "That's exactly what she's going to do", stated Elin's sister. "Sh...

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Funny story: New Reality Show: Rachel Uchitel Private Dick!

New Reality Show: Rachel Uchitel Private Dick!

Claiming she really liked being under the covers, former Tiger Woods lover and Party Organizer Rachel Uchitel is now about to earn her Private Investigator license from where else: California! The 30 something femme fatale who reportedly scored $...

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