The perfect applelet for the loan woman, or the student separated from their friends in a far away city has finally been released after several months in development. MyWay have released iScream to much fanfare. "I am in awe of this app," said...
PHILADELPHIA - Police are looking for a man whose been running the streets snatching people's smartphones and stealing them while left unattended. Victims of the crime have pleaded for people to help catch the guy 'wearing a big jacket with the Germa...
When Cable theft was reported this morning, the Labour and Conservatives in the House burst into enthusiastic cackling, whooping, clapping, yahooing, celebrating, gloating, cheering, and dancing in the aisles. "Naturally the Right Honourable Dr Vi...
Ed Miliband has admitted at the end of Labour Party Conference that holding it in Liverpool had been a bad idea. "We'd always assumed that the image of Liverpudlians as thieving scoundrels who'd sell their granny's cardigan in winter was nothing m...
The wreck of the liner RMS Titanic, sunk on its maiden voyage after a collision with James Cameron in 1997, has been stolen, it was announced today. Lying in two halves at a depth of five miles in the middle of the North Atlantic, the wreck is t...
Curtis Johnny Ottoman, or Otto. as he is known by his friends, is on the trail of a serial Tortoise Thief in Kent, Twelveoaks. Being one of the few reptilian detectives in the western hemisphere, Otto is world famous for his sleuthing. "Tortoises...
Everybody has found themselves three hundred miles from home, and suddenly thought "Did I leave the oven on", or "I didn't set the PVR to record Antiques Roadshow". New to the Apple iStore is iHome, which solves all of these problems or less. "...
Recently, Mr. Butterfinger® from Chocolate Ville wondered what the Whichamacallit® was lying by the Dots® on 5th Avenue®. Help arrived when the 3 Musketeers® jumped in to investigate, but crying interrupted them as Baby Ruth®...
British socialite Bettina, Duchess of Koongal, 50, got the shock of her life when she returned from a Tahitian getaway only to discover that her luxurious 16th century mansion had fallen victim to an arsonist who has so far torched more than a dozen...
Residents of the pretty Irish village of Ardfinnian in County Tipperary reacted in shock and disbelief when their town hall disappeared. Crowds gathered around the site of the building, which had been closed down for several years following a move...
It has been reported that top city banker John Farrington, CEO of Barkwest Bank was brutally robbed of his wallet last month. Mr Farrington was leaving the main entrance of the bank's city headquarters in order to go to lunch, when he was accosted...
THESPOOF.COM - According to CCTV evidence, spoofer Inhopeless has been stealing foodstuffs from his spoofer colleagues' kitchens. Many spoofers have reported empty fridges and cupboards after Inhopeless toured the entire world trawling for food.
SCRAP METAL thieves in Burnley are planning industrial action after police urged people to be vigilant. Thieves believe officers are investigating reports of the theft of lead from four porch roofs in Heather Bank and Rossendale Road. Lead wor...
Police in Zaragoza, Spain are hunting for a thief who has made off with a pile of black bin bags, stuffed with 500 Euro notes, from a convent in the city. Spanish detectives are puzzled as to how a group of nuns came to be in possession of so much...
A man who stole a packet of Munchies from a major UK supermarket chain will spend the rest of his life behind bars. After a somewhat unnecessary twelve day trial at the Old Bailey, David Francis, 27, was said to have committed "a deliberate and t...
The skint, hard up and penniless are up in arms today after it was revealed that Cas4gold.con are no longer going to accept goldfish. "It turns out," said Cas Aurum, atomic weight 79, CEO of Cas4gold.con, "Goldfish are not made of gold." This a...
Panic erupted this evening when studio technicians at London's BBC Television Centre discovered that all of the jokes, planned for use in the upcoming Comic Relief extravaganza, had been stolen by thieves. The unscrupulous ne'er-do-wells had climb...
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