A 68-year old man has occupied the seat next to the window every time he has made a journey for the the past 60 years. Michael Marzipan, a retired fluffer in the thriving Irish porn industry, says he doesn't care if he's perceived as a 'fucking mi...
Irish diplomats have finally admitted that Libyan dictator Colonel Gaddafi is a native Irishman and relative of gombeen politician Jackie Healy Rae. The very bold leader has tried to cover the secret for decades but since the collapse of his iron-...
Fine Fail leader Saint Michael Martin has attacked the Fine Gael/Labour government's plans to sell off the family silver. This comes as quite a surprise considering that Fine Fail have already sold off the Family Gold, Family Platinum - and even a...
President Mary McAleese yesterday presented Fine Gael leader Enda Kenny with his seal of office. Borrowed from nearby Dublin Zoo, Otto the Sea Lion balanced a ball on the tip of his nose and splashed about in the presidential Jacuzzi as Kenny stru...
Turnip-faced politician Leo Varadkar has been anointed 'Minister for Turnips' in the new Fine Gael/Labour coalition government. The arrogant vegetable-featured character said he was delighted to be representing such a 'tasteless and disgusting veg...
The newly elected Blueshirt/Stalinist government in Ireland has been proudly displaying their new cabinet today. Weak legs, a body full of woodlice and chipped all over, Fine Gael leader Enda Kenny said the plywood furniture perfectly suited his p...
Following the result of the Irish election, leader of Sinn Fein, the bearded and glasses-wearing Gerry Adams has caused a political uproar by taking his seat. Mrs Doyle, who left her housekeeping position at Father Ted's house on Craggy Island to...
Pope Benedict XVI may be granted the opportunity to undertake an official visit to Stephen Ireland as early as 2012 according to sources in Rome. The Vatican has made no announcement about a trip to Stephen Ireland, but Ireland officials have indi...
"You never know where you stand with them," HR Manager Leslie Behan told Skoob News. "They're just bastards who screw you uphill and down dale when you can't keep up with their whimsical meanderings." Wondering what had prompted such a racist outburst, Skoob News sent cub reporter Dermot O'Malley to investigate. Following a lengthy conversation with Ms Behan, who isn't even Irish, O'Malley conc...
The Queen is to pay a state visit to Stephen Ireland - the first official visit to a footballers house by a British monarch. Buckingham Palace said in a statement: "The Queen has been pleased to accept an invitation from Newcastle United manager A...
The results of the Irish election have been announced by a chap in a rather Irish accent, similar to Sir Bob Geldof's, but without the attitude. And without a couple of top ten music hits. The outgoing government, led by Gerry Mander, saw their ne...
With the Chinese Olympic team deciding to use Leeds, The USA team East London and the Jamaican track and field team using Birmingham prior to the 2012 Olympics, the Irish Olympic squad have announced details of where they plan to spend their practice...
Four years after a Waterford man successfully campaigned to get his home town included on a TV station's weather map, it has disappeared again and a news organisation has failed to find out why. Cian Foley was annoyed that TV3 weather bulletin map...
In a startling reversal of international trade policy, President Barrack "Paddy" O'Bama directed his Secretary of Commerce to enforce his new Presidential Mandate requiring all outsourcing of Green Jobs and Products go to Ireland to reverse the imba...
A total of four candidates have put themselves forward to contest the leadership of the Fianna Fail Party after the deadline for nominations passed at lunchtime on Monday 24th Jan 2011. Former Foreign Affairs Minister Micheal Martin is the bookies...
Taoiseach Brian Cowen has reacted with speed and dynamism following the shock resignations of five ministers in the Irish Government. Cowen, who recently won the Irish TV show 'Brian's Got Talent' in which people called Brian had to display talent...
Taoiseach Brian Cowen yesterday survived a confidence vote to remain as leader of Ireland's ruling Fianna Fáil party. Cowen, widely credited for bringing about Ireland's recent economic situation, has become the first party leader in the world to...
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