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Funny story: Travel Restrictions to Affect Republican Officials, Says Pelosi

Travel Restrictions to Affect Republican Officials, Says Pelosi

A Republican amendment to an appropriations bill, added by Iowa Representative Steve King, would forbid the use of government funds for officials traveling to Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Syria or North Korea.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Joins Hillary in Call for Withdrawal from Iowa

Ron Paul Joins Hillary in Call for Withdrawal from Iowa

Ron Paul, the most prominent anti-war candidate among the Republicans running for 2008, today joined Hillary Clinton in her call for a complete withdrawal of presidential campaigns from Iowa.

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Funny story: Subway's Jared Discourages Dieters

Subway's Jared Discourages Dieters

Woodland, IOWA- John Marshall, an overweight machinist in Woodland, Iowa is just one of thousands of would be dieters who are discouraged by ‘Jared', former chubster turned spokesman for the national sandwich chain ‘Subway'. Jared was propelle...

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Funny story: Elderly woman finds God in basement

Elderly woman finds God in basement

Oakland, Iowa- Rose Brogan a local resident of Oakland, Iowa clams she found God in her basement. Brogan 87, said it all started when a group of Mormon missionaries knocked on her door.

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Funny story: Iowa Farmer Sells GPS-Based Crop Circle Creation Kit

Iowa Farmer Sells GPS-Based Crop Circle Creation Kit

DES MOINES-Rodney Rooter, an Iowa corn farmer has created a kit which he is selling to other mid-western farmers to help them create crop circles in their fields with their own tractors. The kit includes an easy-to-use computer program on DVD to desi...

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Funny story: New 'Star Wars' Trailer Revealed

New 'Star Wars' Trailer Revealed

Des Moines, Iowa - Charles Bowles is a long distance truck driver. He is also a rabid Star Wars fanatic. Today, Bowles is standing beside his brand new rig, "Millennium Truckin'." Inspired by a DAF 95XF he saw sporting Star Wars themed artwork at...

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Funny story: Area man attempts Contact High

Area man attempts Contact High

Riverside Iowa- John Henry proclaimed loudly to neighbors, that even thought an entire amount of an un-known narcotic was lost to a neighborhood bonfire it would not be lost to him. "Don't worry watch this," Henry said. It was then that Henry alleged...

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Funny story: Construction Worker Gets Burned Twice

Construction Worker Gets Burned Twice

Gary Stokes, 44, and a crane operator for the Mainstreet Construction Company located in Sioux City,Iowa, recieved first and second degree burns while on the job building the new Peter Thoreen Berevement Center next to St. Lukes Regional Medical Cent...

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Funny story: "Hi, I'm Billy Mays for OxiClean!"

"Hi, I'm Billy Mays for OxiClean!"

CULVERT, IOWA (AP) You're watching TV late at night down in the den. The rest of the family is upstairs sound asleep. You've got the volume turned way down as you listen to just one more repeat of stale news. Then, out of nowhere you are suddenly thr...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton's Sax

Bill Clinton's Sax

Former President Bill Clinton has donated his favorite saxophone to the Pumpsie & Velveeta Frickenmeister Heartland Presidential Museum located in Waterloo, Iowa. The prized saxophone which he reportedly bought at a pawn shop in downtown Sausalito, California for $17 will be housed along with other presidential items and memorabilia such as: 1. The boyhood bathtub that once belonged to J...

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Funny story: Top Doc Declares Smoking Okay

Top Doc Declares Smoking Okay

Dr. Stan Geldefson, the top doctor in Smackeyville, Iowa, announced this week that smoking is "okay, I guess."...

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Funny story: Creative Writing Staff Fired at University of Iowa; Realtors To Teach

Creative Writing Staff Fired at University of Iowa; Realtors To Teach

Iowa City, IA--The University of Iowa today fired all faculty members in its prestigious creative writing program and replaced them with realtors who had $4 million or more of residential sales during the preceding year.

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Funny story: Howard Dean Amputates Hand To Show He's Serious

Howard Dean Amputates Hand To Show He's Serious

In a bid to recover media attention that he's lost since placing third in Iowa, Democratic Presidential candidate Howard Dean had his right hand whacked off.

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Funny story: Dean Beats Kerry to Bloody Pulp in Row Over Iowa Loss

Dean Beats Kerry to Bloody Pulp in Row Over Iowa Loss

Portsmouth, NH Things got ugly on the campaign trail today when previous front-runner (and current underdog after last Monday's Iowa Caucus) Howard Dean, beat the living tar out of his opponent, John Kerry.

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Funny story: Local man un-earths A-BOMB in back yard

Local man un-earths A-BOMB in back yard

Council Bluffs, Iowa-- Robert Walker, a local man, today got the attention of local police when he called 911 and told the operator that he found an atomic bomb in his backyard, while mowing his lawn. When the operator asked why he was mowing his law...

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Funny story: Michael Bolton endorsement speech remake of somebody else's endorsement speech

Michael Bolton endorsement speech remake of somebody else's endorsement speech

Singer Michael Bolton, who showed up in Iowa to endorse Dick Gephardt to be the democratic presidential nominee, simply remade an earlier endorsement speech, it has been learned.

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Funny story: Pancake Fiasco Leaves Stain On Dean, Kerry, Political System

Pancake Fiasco Leaves Stain On Dean, Kerry, Political System

WAFFLE HOUSE, IOWA-A friendly pancake tossing competition between Howard Dean and John F. Kerry got ugly this morning. What was supposed to be an opportunity to show off their flapjacking abilities to Iowa voters turned out to be uglier than expected...

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