Naperville, IL Illinois businessman Joseph Roth has bought at auction every last thing that George W. Bush has ever drawn. He has also insisted that Mr. Bush give him first crack at anything else he paints or draws. Mr. Roth might be remembered...
Texas - "George, honey, did you accidentally paint an erect penis in that portrait of the royal pooch - uh, whassisname, Cameron?" worried ex-First Lady Laura Bush asked her husband over breakfast this morning. "Because the Queen has just returned...
Middle of Nowhere, WY Former Vice-President Dick Cheney said in an interview regarding the Iraqi War that the whole Bush administration (except for Colin Powell) knew that Iraq didn't have any WMDs. "We didn't really care if they had weapons of...
ST. MICHAELS, Maryland - Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld recently stated that he has no plans of retiring. The 81-year-old who served on President George W. Bush's cabinet says that he is the lead guitar player and lead singer for a ba...
Crawford, Texarse - A limited edition festive ornament designed by Dubya on sale for ten bucks at the President George W Bush Library & Mausoleum has stunned the world with its uncanny prescience. Described on the center's gift shop website as...
NEW YORK CITY - Former President George "WMD" Bush was in the Big Apple to appear with Regis Philbin and Larry King on their talk show The Viagra View. During the show he was asked by Regis why he had lied about there being weapons of mass destruc...
In New York, the Republican Party spent a night celebrating former President Bush's leadership in the war on terror. The First Lady said that her husband didn't want to go to war. She stated, "I remember sitting in the window of the White House w...
New York - Lawyers acting for the 'Chimperor' ex-President of the United States are mounting a legal challenge to an animal frights charity lawsuit that's demanding constitutional parity for a New York chimp. Hairy Apes Anonymous is petitioning a...
USA - A forensic geneticist at the University of Georgia who has published his findings into the animal roots of human DNA says there is strong evidence that a lot of people are descended directly from Old Testament pigs. "OK, guys, no names, no p...
Washington DC - "He's already carved a name for himself as a painter of dogs," one of the curators at the Smithsonian commented this morning hinting at Dubya's portrait of Monica Lewinsky who the ex-President recently caught in oils on canvas. Now...
Santa Monica Lewinsky, Ca - Originally mooted in 2009 in recognition of Dubya's greatest achievements inside or outside orifice the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant will revert to its proposed commemorative name following a huge new response f...
Washington - More details have emerged about Bobby Kennedy's bizarre theft of his deceased brother's brain from an FBI autopsy slab in 1963 which recent reports have to the presence of an unmatched bullet buried deep inside the President's cerebral c...
USA: Following Congress's decision to privatise public information, CNN has announced that it will soon be restructuring its main news broadcasts. By pushing a button on your remote you can now access three options for your daily news intake. First o...
News sources have concurred that not one, but two other members of the Bush family are threatening to seek political seats in 2016. The same family who brought you Bush I, Iraq War I and Bush the Second, Iraq War II are going to continue their assaul...
In a surprise move yesterday Washington Congress granted wide-ranging powers to American Banks. Explained Senator Hart Black recently returned from the Bilderberg Conference held this year underneath the Vatican; "In accord with our foreign engagemen...
Hedge End, Southampton - An exhibition of dog paintings by ex-US President George W Bush at a Southern England shopping mall is in the frame for a suspected gas attack tonight. Hedge End Retail Park had to be evacuated after hundreds of people 'ca...
Texarse - "Uh, sorry to pull out on your big day, pal," the former US President told Tony Blair in a midnight phone call last night citing premature evacuation worries about Saturday's lavish nuptials. Aides confirmed that secret intelligence abou...
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