Overweight females - they're horrible, aren't they? Flabby, unkempt, stinking and sweaty armpits, sagging breasts and with puffed-up faces like hamsters with a stuffed pouch, just some of the undesirable attributes a fat bird can claim as her own, as she sidles along through her sad life munching Mars Bars as if they were going out of fashion. But wait just a minute. Before we go judging these...
A Texas beauty queen has had her claims of unfair dismissal upheld in a U.S court. Dominique Ramirez was stripped of her crown in January of this year after organisers of the San Antonio pageant fired her for turning up at a magazine shoot "too fa...
Six foot three inch catwalk model and aspiring weather presenter Thinna Zarake went on the record on primetime TV today to condemn the widely-held conviction that eating saturated fat is always bad for your health. Miss Zarake openly attacked BBC One Show presenters Nick Famous and Alison Shortskirt for their condemnation of the high percentage of saturated fat in the nation's diet. "You t...
Burger King chief executive, Bernard Hees, has described British women as ugly and British food as terrible. Although a spokesman for the chain later said Mr Hees regretted the unguarded comments - made to a group of Chicago students - the fall-ou...
50 stone celebrity, Colin Esterol, who became a global phenomenon following a fly on the wall documentary series about his life on The Fatty Channel, celebrated his 50th birthday today. Col, as he is known to his friends, Bob and Bernie, has more...
It's probably self inflicted by morbid over eating, but here at Skoob News we were devastated to learn that a 17 year old could find herself in such dire straits. The very fact that this girl finds herself in a situation where the likelihood of he...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - The man who provides Jessica Simpson's fiancé, Eric Johnson with his vegetables has stated that Johnson made quite a startling announcement about Simpson to him. Franz Ditsfauster, who owns The Ditsfauster & Gomez Vegetables S...
As people become more and more obese it is becoming clear that fat people are getting fatter. Hospital beds are collapsing and ambulances are getting puctures because of extereme fatties. Minister of Health, Egbert Skinny, explained to an audie...
With news hitting the headlines this week that ambulances are to get bigger, to accommodate the bulging waist lines of the U.K public, at a great cost to the NHS, more shocks are to hit the beleaguered service this week. Tommy Windsail, spokesman...
Chubby Butterworth head of the "Fat is Beautiful Society" of California has issued a statement on behalf of his half-million members. The society has been campaigning for years to end discrimination in America against fat and obese people. Chubby, who is not keeping well, issued the following statement from his hospital bed - wards two, three and four: "We, the calorie challenged people...
The worlds heaviest man, Tiny Rolsafat, is making history by bringing a law suit against the Church of England. If the Law Lords find in favour of Mr Rolsafat it could open the flood gates for billions of pounds in claims from the general public.
Washington, D.C. - A new Bill is set to hit the Legislative floor after the holidays. The Bill, known as HR-203fat-Y will be one of the first items discussed once the legislators return to Washington after the holiday recess. In the Bill is the...
Donovan McFlabb's life since joining the hapless Redskins has been a blur of criticism, condemnation and fatty foods. And, judging from McNabb's furious lashing out during his weekly after-loss press conference, it seems to be getting to him. Here we...
An article published in an Essex medical journal claims a quarter of fat birds are in denial and don't think they have a weight problem. Experts at the world famous Romford Medical Institute have conducted interviews with 2,000 women aged 18 to...
In a landmark ruling, an employer has been forced to grant five minute food breaks for his fat employees. "Stubbies", a pencil sharpener manufacturer, based in Chorley, used to only allow smokers to go outside for regular five minute breaks durin...
Ronald Rolls, car salesman and former fat man, has sued the weightloss group "WeightBreakers" after they helped him shed a staggering 40stone. Mr Rolls began life at a healthy 9lbs but ballooned to over 52stone by the time he was forty. Doctors g...
Mariah Carey must have been booked for the George Lopez Show months in advance, so much so that a cancellation breach of that particular appearance contract must have been too expensive to bear. The husky Carey waddled on stage to fill up the guest...
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