As people become more and more obese it is becoming clear that fat people are getting fatter.
Hospital beds are collapsing and ambulances are getting puctures because of extereme fatties.
Minister of Health, Egbert Skinny, explained to an audience of nurses that everyone was having to bear a heavy burden due to fat increase.
But it is difficult to talk about this subject because obese, fat, balloons have to be treated like anyone else. You cannot discriminate against them.
Soon, I will be unable to write freely on this subject because of a European law which forbids any reference to size.
'You cannot discriminate in this way' announced Freidrice Hangover 'it would upset people.'
Efforts to deal with this so-called problem of people who have a certain weight range from diet to only eating lettuce. Those effected are annoyed at being treated like guinea pigs and it is known that those yearning for a large meal of potatoes, suet pie and pizza are finding they get strange looks from people as they break chairs in restaurants and sometimes sink through the floors of their houses.
This growing crisis is putting added strain on families where doorways are inadequate for entry and people have to jump from up stairs windows to get outdoors - sometimes ending up like great squashed puddings on the pavement.