The office of National Statistics has reported an alarming increase in the number of Atheist babies being born to religious parents. Anna and Steve Gutridge of Lower Funting, Harts are one such couple: "I'm C of E and the wife has what you might d...
Reporter: "Do you think that Christians should get involved in the protests going on down on Wall Street?" Pat Robertson: "In my opinion, these protester down there on Wall Street are just plain rebellious. Christians should have nothing to do with anything like that. It'll just give us all a bad reputation." Reporter: "So you are saying that you don't think that Jesus would have had anythin...
The second part of our 'Beginners' series looks at the wide, and often confusing, world of religion. From the very dawn of time, man has been seeking the truth's to many of the questions of his own existence. In his quest for knowledge and understanding he often turns to religion. From the all powerful Gods that dictate how this great world was created to codes with which to live ones life b...
"And on judgement day, He will walk among us with his staff held erect," says Revelations 12:8. "We have been looking at this phrase for the past two thousand years," said Biblical scholar, Samuel Ahmed. "And it was only yesterday when we realised that when God bestrides the earth at the end of days, he will do so with his cock out. It certainly is a book of revelations!" Based on this rem...
It seems that God, after losing many of his earthly flock (except the blue-rinse brigade) has decided to recruit in other areas because the Christian churches are pretty empty these days. He has sent his prophet, Andrew Mann (straight by the way)...
London - A reported $100 million has exchanged hands in a property deal that will see the fin de siècle erection taken down brick by brick (sic) and transported to Shanghai. Chinese officials said today the cathedral will be rebuilt on the banks o...
Director and overactor Mel "Mad" Gibson is set to produce another blockbuster biblical drama about Jewish hero and famous witticist, Jesus. The 65-year-old is collaborating with screenwriter Joe Eszterhazy to tell the story of the famously buff Je...
Controversial Glam Rock pop singer Gary Glitter outraged many English Christians today by declaring that he was in love with euthanasia and wished that it was legal in Finland. Soon after making that statement a large crowd of English Christian a...
In response to a rash of suicides by bullied LGBT adolescents around the country, the American Family Association has launched a campaign to remind LGBT kids of the wages of sin, called It Doesn't Get Worse Than Hell. The viral effort, launched last...
Comedian and evolution fundamentalist, Richard Dawkins, is being accused of being a big chicken, according to 'highbrow' scandal rag, The Telegraph Apparently, the normally outspoken believer taunter has refused to debate the existence of God with...
Two religious groups squared off into an arguement that turned into a brawl as more than words were exchanged between groups of Hassidic Jews and Pennsylvania Amish. Fists and bottles both flew through the air as the two religious sects argued which...
Lakefield District Housing were one of the hot favourites to win a £1000 prize for energy efficiency when they decided to scrap their 25-strong fleet of vans and instead use donkeys for their or haulage of the equipment needed for housing repairs.
The Archbishop of Canterbury is to issue new guidelines to clergy in an effort to reduce the number of service users using the Church of England for non Christian purposes. Rowan Williams has long been of the opinion that, in a desperate attempt t...
A riot today broke out in the canteen of Oxshirebridge University, as news filtered through that a student capable of thinking for himself, had burnt a copy of the 'Origin of Species', the Holy book of the evolutionist cult. As many as three cre...
A set of metal books, each 'page' no bigger than a credit card, have been discovered in Jordan. A flash flood 'miraculously' uncovered two niches in which the books were found. Some are still sealed. Now comes the question? Do we REALLY want to know if these are truly the Diaries of Jesus? What if he was a Spoofer of his day and the contents result in the crashing of Christianity and ot...
Following on from yesterdays expose which showed that the BBC, generously funded by the public, is manically anti-religion, it seems that good old auntie beeb has upset the very people they were pandering to, the atheists. Atheists do not believe...
Good old auntie beeb is continuing the relentless drive against religion now common amongst british television broadcasters. After driving down television standards with such 'family entertainment' as Eastenders, which contains such wholesome topi...
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