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Funny story: New Yorkers Protest Beijing Olympics by Boycotting Chinese Take-out

New Yorkers Protest Beijing Olympics by Boycotting Chinese Take-out

Not all young New Yorkers are self-absorbed, oblivious to world affairs and unsympathetic to global socio-cultural plights. A grass-roots effort is taking shape in Manhattan.

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Funny story: Moo Goo Gaiwan

Moo Goo Gaiwan

December 12 2009 - The Chinese Navy ignored President Obama's "Grave Concern's " and entered the Strait of Formosa last night.

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Funny story: Chinese Buffet Warning

Chinese Buffet Warning

If you're a reader who subconsciously or purposely forms a mental picture of the character in a story, it is important to know Madison was my mother's idea of a "presidential name." I am a man - "Maddy" to my friends.

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Funny story: Panda lies worse than ever

Panda lies worse than ever

Scientists from the university of Whayestin-Timyn have published vital new evidence, in the journal 'Science Stuff' about how the lies of the Chinese government have let the breeding of pandas get out of control.

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Funny story: Theme park reinstates shark fin soup on menu

Theme park reinstates shark fin soup on menu

(Hong Kong, China) Bowing under pressure from Chinese tourists, the newest Asian theme park has reneged on a deal with animal rights advocates and reinstated shark fin soup on its dining menus.

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Funny story: Former Head of Chinese Food and Drug Administration Gets Excited by Police

Former Head of Chinese Food and Drug Administration Gets Excited by Police

BEIJING (People's Daily Online) - Zheng Xiaoyu, former head of the Chinese State Food and Drug Administration, has been excited this week for behaving in a very bad way.

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Funny story: Canada warns on fake Chinese toilet paper

Canada warns on fake Chinese toilet paper

NEW YORK (Rooters) -- Canada has alerted consumers to the dangers of fake Chinese toilet paper containing industrial solvent and dangerous bacteria.

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Funny story: Bill Gates comes in second, along with his baby-batter; stock market worried

Bill Gates comes in second, along with his baby-batter; stock market worried

Beijing, China - Adding insult to injury, Bill Gates got the news just before his tour of China that not only has he lost the coveted top spot of the world's riches man, to Mexican billionaire, Carlos Slim, now he discovers he came in second plac...

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Funny story: Gore Al-mighty's Show 'Live Earth' to save us from ourselves in biggest broadcast ever to hit the airwaves since the great flood

Gore Al-mighty's Show 'Live Earth' to save us from ourselves in biggest broadcast ever to hit the airwaves since the great flood

Shanghai, China - The Peoples Republic of China has made it official, announcing Al Gore's 'Live Earth' show would be telecasted to over two billion Chinese, making it the most watched TV, radio and internet show ever in the entire histor...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney gets campaign contribution from Chinese Wheat Gluten industry for his National Lampoon's 'Vacation' style road trip

Mitt Romney gets campaign contribution from Chinese Wheat Gluten industry for his National Lampoon's 'Vacation' style road trip

Salt Lake City, Utah - Upon hearing the news of Republican Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney's National Lampoon's 'Vacation' style 12-hour road trip with his dog, Seamus, in a kennel tied to the roof of the family station wagon, rep...

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Funny story: I can't eat enough!

I can't eat enough!

I went to an "all-you-can-eat" Chinese buffet yesterday. The whole thing cost only 4 bucks so I won't complain about the poor quality of the food.

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Funny story: Sacred Bull Sold As Black Labrador To Chinese

Sacred Bull Sold As Black Labrador To Chinese

In a desperate move the religious organisation which owns Shambo, the sacred bull, diagnosed with bovine TB, has sold the bull secretly to a Chinese aristocrat as a Black Labrador.

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Funny story: Chinese autarch demands enterprises give members 800 RMB subsidiary

Chinese autarch demands enterprises give members 800 RMB subsidiary

Given implication from the Chinese Communist Party, some enterprises in the mainland China give their employees who are CCP members a subsidy, a fifth of their salary. How absurd and crazy are the Chinese Communist Party!...

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Funny story: Local Man Released From Chinese Finger Prison

Local Man Released From Chinese Finger Prison

MARYSTOWN, PA - A local man was released today after serving a one-year sentence in a Chinese finger prison. Reginald Grunger, 32 - a longtime petty theft criminal - was given the unusual sentence after his fifteenth conviction by County Judge Harold...

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Funny story: Panda love: A shocking expose!!

Panda love: A shocking expose!!

Shanghai- Ever since the People's Republic of China decided it wasn't actually Communist, but instead a voracious capitalistic beast, money has flowed effortlessly from the state coffers and into the pockets of a new class of Chinese super ri...

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Funny story: Virgin China Vagina?

Virgin China Vagina?

Beijing- All is not well within world's first neocapitalist communist rice superpower. China's much criticised and ill conceived one child policy is finally bearing fruit and to the frustration of government officials; that fruit bears mostly...

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Funny story: 'Year of the Pig' Sets Off Increased Muslim Outrage

'Year of the Pig' Sets Off Increased Muslim Outrage

A diplomatic row has broken out between the leaders of China and some Islamic states, due to an astrological anomaly and a pig. The animal in question isn't real, but the controversy surrounding it certainly is, and the UN Security Council has cal...

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