Moo Goo Gaiwan

Funny story written by Al Lee Wyer

Tuesday, 19 February 2008

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"Captain -- We're approaching the Dingy"

December 12 2009 - The Chinese Navy ignored President Obama's "Grave Concern's " and entered the Strait of Formosa last night.

In an early scenario reminiscent of Nikita Kruzshev testing a young Jack Kennedy back in 1961 , the aggressive Chinese Posturing towards Taiwan places the Young President in the proverbial hot seat

Chinese President Hu Jin Tao called the incursion a simple mistake HU was quoted by an Interprator left over from the Bush Administration " Freet make Reft to avoid Dingy "

President OBAMA Immediately called for the Chinese Fleet to make a U Turn and ordered 100 copies of " The Thirteen Day's " Delivered to the White House.

Just in the event that History does indeed repeat itself

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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