Middleweight Championship contender Ass Hole Bilboa will be fighting reigning champ Anal (Whizz Bang) Roberts in Vegas in September according to promoter Don Kiddick. It's a fight that many fight fans thought they'd never see as Anal (Whizz Bang)...
Jack Johnson sensationally regained his heavyweight crown last night with a hard fought points victory over Rocky Marciano. Johnson won a victory for senile old folk as he became the oldest champion in history. The 186 year old led on points all the...
The world of sport was united once again in grief today as it was announced that legendary boxing commentator Harry Carpenter has passed away. Famous for the catchphrase "Ya know what I mean 'Arry" which was actually said not by Carpenter but by f...
Wladimir Klitschko against Hasim Rahman will happen 13. December 2008. On Saturday, December 13, at the SAP Arena in Mannheim, Germany on television on HBO. Wladimir Klitschko (51-3) is to defend his IBF / WBO-in number five ranking against Hasim Rah...
Confirmation that former world heavyweight champion, and convicted rapist, Mike Tyson is to stage a sensational fight comeback has been aired on live TV this morning. In an interview with Harry Carpenter Jnr, of SkySpots, he said, "People who thin...
Ever since Ken Buchanan the former World Lightweight Boxing Champion announced he wants to make a comeback at the age of 65 Boxing authorities have been trying to organise a Pensioners World Boxing Championship. Now Boxing Authorities have been as...
Scottish Boxer Ken Buchanan who was World Light Weight Champion from 1970-72 is planning a comeback at the age of 65 so boxing authorities are now considering a World Boxing Championship for pensioners so you must be 65 or more to compete. Former...
Bearded Boxers have to be banned from taking part in boxing competitions because they find it difficult to scratch an itchy face if their hand is in a boxing glove. The Amateur Boxing Association of England recently ruled that all fighters had to...
Manny Pacquiao, the WBO world lightweight champion boxer, whose welterweight bout against rival Floyd Mayweather Jnr on March 13 was cancelled because of a row over blood testing, will now fight the Australian welterweight champion instead. The fi...
Following failed attempts to place drug testing measures and additional training restrictions on Manny Pacquiao in advance of the highly touted "Fight of the Decade", Floyd Mayweather's management team has announced their preference to drop the fight...
American Boxing impressario Don King today made the shock claim that boxing title fights are never fixed. 'Well, they just ain't', he said, as he watched a recording of seven foot Russian giant Nikolai Valuless being easily defeated by Serena Will...
They called it David against Goliath Part II as plucky Brit fighter David Haye, (6'3") went into a ruckus with Russian giant Nikolay Valuev (7'2") to contest the WBA Heavyweight Championship of The World at the Arena Nurnburger Versicherung. Nobod...
American tennis player Serena Williams today mistakenly entered the WBO heavyweight boxing title fight in Madison Square Garden, New York City, thinking she was entering the US Open tennis championships. 'I had spent the morning working on my tric...
Caster Semenya, the South African world 800m athletics champion, who is at the centre of the Athletics Hermaphrodite scandal, has told her trainer that she is preparing to quit the sport and to get into the boxing ring - as a Heavyweight world title...
Seconds Out! Two former heavyweight fighters were reunited yesterday for one last time. Margaret Thatcher, known as the Greatest or the Iron Lady, met her old rival Neil Kinnock, the Windbag. It was an emotional meeting. The pair were famous for thei...
The chair of British Boxing, Sir Tim Gitt, yesterday praised the decision to include women's boxing in London 2012 as,"a great opportunity for Team GB." "We are guaranteed to top the medal tables in 2012 because we have the best female pugilists i...
Last week Steven Gerrard was found not guilty after he confronted the DJ about the type of music he was playing, Gerrard insisted he let him change the music because he was torturing the whole pub with terrible music choices and barely audible cheesy...
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