Middleweight Championship contender Ass Hole Bilboa will be fighting reigning champ Anal (Whizz Bang) Roberts in Vegas in September according to promoter Don Kiddick.
It's a fight that many fight fans thought they'd never see as Anal (Whizz Bang) Roberts has been seen by many as trying to duck the young contender, who has been training hard in his log cabin in the Perriwinkle Mountain resort of Coonskin Hat.
Corky Fiveskin, Ass Hole Bilboa's veteran trainer has long claimed that Anal (Whizz Bang) Roberts's trainer, Aaron Gymslipper - who also handles cruiserweight champ, Penis McFlypaper - has been avoiding his man because he's too young, too hungry and too damn good for the flashy Anal (Whizz Bang) Roberts.
Gymslipper contested the allegations by saying that it was rancidulous to suggest that Anal (Whizz Bang) Roberts was trying to excape from a combustication with Ass Hole Bilboa. It was all a question of timing and cutting the sweetest deal from out of the carrot cake.
Ass Hole Bilboa has an impressive record going into the fight of 12-2-6 and looked particularly impressive in a three round KO of Blind Willie Peckerwood in Miami last June. A no nonsense brawler, good on the inside and with fast hands and good lateral movement, Ass Hole Bilboa is expected to cause the West Paw Roberts some serious problems in the clinches.
It remains unclear yet if Anal (Whizz Bang) Roberts will enter the ring wearing the flashy boxing robe presented to him as a gift by singer Lady Gaga, because last time he wore it he was booed as it took him 23 minutes to take it off at the start of the fight.
Ass Hole Bilboa meanwhile has devised a new training regime involving snow, a tree trunk, asbestos gloves, a partridge and a sweatshirt with the sleeves ripped off.
Anal (Whizz Bang) Roberts is expected to take to the ring wearing his lucky hob-nailed boots along with a dramatic new haircut.
On-Line betting service U-Lose is offering 5-2 on Roberts, 5-1 on Bilboa and quarter to three on the draw.
Look out for the sparks.
