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Funny story: Hull City Back Up To Third After Despatching West Ham

Hull City Back Up To Third After Despatching West Ham

Hull City, everyone's favourites for relegation, are back up to third place in the Premier League tonight after beating cash-strapped West Ham 1-0 at the KC Stadium this afternoon. In front of a record 24,896 crowd, Hull dominated the early stages...

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Funny story: Manchester City And Manchester United To Be Included On Monopoly Board

Manchester City And Manchester United To Be Included On Monopoly Board

Manchester City, the world's richest football club, and their city rivals, Manchester United, are to be included in the latest edition of the popular financial property game for players of all ages, Monopoly. It's the first time that clubs have be...

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Funny story: Rob Styles Receives Threats Ahead Of Sunday's Tottenham v. Hull Game

Rob Styles Receives Threats Ahead Of Sunday's Tottenham v. Hull Game

Rob Styles, the referee who, last week, awarded Manchester United a 'penalty which wasn't a penalty' has received 'many threats', some quite grave, according to police ahead of Sunday's Premier League match between Tottenham and Hull at White Hart La...

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Funny story: Sunderland's Roy 'Keen' To Kick United Heads In

Sunderland's Roy 'Keen' To Kick United Heads In

Manchester United take on Sunderland tomorrow in the game of the weekend with the Black Cats' boss Roy Keane 'champing at the bit' to put one over on his old team-mates and their manager...

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Funny story: Cantona Heading to City

Cantona Heading to City

Eric Cantona is set to join up with his old Manchester United teammate Mark Hughes at Manchester City in the next few days. Former Manchester United hero Cantona has been tipped in recent years to one day take-over the managerial throne from Boss...

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Funny story: Rob Styles Arrested After Wearing Man Utd Shirt Under His Referee Kit

Rob Styles Arrested After Wearing Man Utd Shirt Under His Referee Kit

Football referee Rob Styles, who was the match official at yesterday's game at Old Trafford between Manchester United and Bolton Wanderers, was arrested by police last night after he was found to be wearing a red Man Utd shirt under his referee kit.

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Funny story: Manchester United and West Ham Colluded In Tevez Affair - McCabe

Manchester United and West Ham Colluded In Tevez Affair - McCabe

Sheffield United chairman Kevin McCabe has claimed that an extraordinary arrangement was made between Manchester United and West Ham, which resulted in the Blades' relegation to the Championship in 2007. United, says McCabe, agreed to let West Ham...

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Funny story: Chelsea v. Manchester United Latest

Chelsea v. Manchester United Latest

There was great excitement tonight, ahead of tomorrow's big match, when Manchester United travel to Stamford Bridge to take on Chelsea in the battle of last season's Premiership Top Two. United haven't exactly impressed this season, and currently...

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Funny story: Manchester United Slide Continues In Champions League Shut-out

Manchester United Slide Continues In Champions League Shut-out

Manchester United continued their poor start to the season at Old Trafford in the Champions League tonight when, amid the confusion over their opponents' name, they failed to convert numerous half-chances into goals, drawing 0-0 with Villarreal. V...

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Funny story: Cookery Programme Puts Thailand On Verge Of Civil War

Cookery Programme Puts Thailand On Verge Of Civil War

There were fears for the safety of Britons living in Thailand today, after the Prime Minister Samak Sundaravej was told by a court in Bangkok that, as he has violated the constitution by appearing on a TV cookery show, he must step down from office.

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Funny story: Manchester United Fan Attacks Noel Gallagher Onstage In Toronto

Manchester United Fan Attacks Noel Gallagher Onstage In Toronto

Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher has been assaulted by a Manchester United fan during a concert at the V Festival in Toronto. Gallagher was pushed from behind, and fell off the stage. He was said to have a bruised ego. Noel, and his brother, Liam, a...

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Funny story: Robinho Gets His Manchesters Mixed Up

Robinho Gets His Manchesters Mixed Up

Manchester City new signing Robinho was paraded in front of the world's media at a news conference at Eastlands this morning, but all was not well with the dimunitive Brazilian striker, and it appears an embarrassing mistake may have been made. As...

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Funny story: Kevin Keegan: Man City Purchase "The Most Significant Football Event In The Last 1000 Years"

Kevin Keegan: Man City Purchase "The Most Significant Football Event In The Last 1000 Years"

The £100million purchase of Manchester City by the Saudi Royal family is the most significant event in football of the last 1000 years. That's the opinion of the Newcastle United boss Kevin Keegan, who is a bit barmy. Keegan was reacting to yester...

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Funny story: Man United undercut Robinho £32.5m transfer and nab top striker for £30k

Man United undercut Robinho £32.5m transfer and nab top striker for £30k

Manchester United have trounced Manchester City to the signing of a new striker for £30,000, slashing the £32.5 million paid for Robinho from Real Madrid. In between chewing pieces of gum with his mouth open, United boss Sir Alex Ferguson was said...

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Funny story: Man Utd And Man City Fans Fighting In The Streets Over Berbatov

Man Utd And Man City Fans Fighting In The Streets Over Berbatov

Greater Manchester Police have declared a State of Emergency in the city centre tonight, after fighting that broke out between rival Manchester United and Manchester City fans escalated into a full scale riot. The trouble started at a news stand n...

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Funny story: Abu Dhabi admit cock up - "We thought we were buying the City of Manchester"

Abu Dhabi admit cock up - "We thought we were buying the City of Manchester"

Abu Dhabi - Sulaiman al-Fahim, the tycoon who bought football club Manchester City football club from former That Prime Minister, Thaksin Shinawatra, admitted today that he had made a monumental cock-up. "We thought we were buying the 'City of Man...

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Funny story: Manchester United Trounced Again

Manchester United Trounced Again

Manchester United continued with their poor start to the season in Monaco last night, when they were trounced by unfancied Zenit St Petersburg in the European Super Cup. The Russians ran out 2-1 winners, and the scoreline was only made slightly l...

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