Television is getting weird these days 8:00 Scooby Doo - The team investigate an apparent suicide that just doesn't add up. 8:30 Scooby Doo - Fred seems to think there is a connection between two workers from the same factory being murdered with an eight year difference, is there a connection? 9:00 Morning talk - chat show hosted by James bonds son, jersey bond. Today Sir Kill-a-lot from...
The BBC were facing embarrassment today when it announced that actor Brian Blessed had ruined an entire edition of "Songs Of Praise" at a recording that was due to be transmitted this Sunday. The BBC had to remount the entire service costing license...
Space City -- Scientists were stunned and awed today by the first alien TV signals ever recorded. The alien video feed was received at the National Space Center and the president was notified immediately. Scientists say the signal comes from a sta...
Sex is rampant everywhere in the U.S. Now, the latest phenom. The new channels across America are selling flesh and looks, as much as reporting the news. What's new? Well, how about an avalanche trend of female reporters and achors who are tall,...
Hollywood CA-- Steven Boctchco's new police drama begins this September on ABC. The mercurial producer of 'NYPD Blue' and 'Cop Rock' has a new idea based upon the silent film era. 'Silent Hour' will have no dialogue at all. Ragtime music and pantomim...
Following the expose of the art of conducting, BBC TV has now launched a new programme for the Autumn Schedule, called Strictly Rocket Science. The show, which is to be hosted by Vernon Kay and Su Pollard features a number of little known celebrit...
In a further ground-breaking televisual broadcast, Channel 5 are hittng back at Channel 4 with a new reality show of their own. "Big Udder", due to be screened in the Autumn, will offer the opportunity for cattle to "get on the box and do their th...
In a sensational outburst on UK television, enigmatic commitment phobic George Clooney has revealed that he hasn't had an orgasm with a woman since the Millenium. Clooney (47), the second sexiest man on the planet whose thumbs are reportedly insu...
Actress Patsy Kensit has said she was so upset to find her grandfather had a stutter on TV show Who Do You Think You Are? that she lost all interest in personal hygiene and even stopped shaving her Dexter Blackstock. The Holby City star told the R...
Michael Phelps accomplished the unimaginable on Saturday night by winning his eighth gold medal in eight attempts. He has become one of the most recognizable and successful Olympic athletes of all time. NBC has has made the swimmer the centerpiece of...
The new channel, which aims to take of from the Toast Channel, which faded due to falling audience figures, is for fans of the local quality snack-food, which is bits of cardboard in the bottom of a plastic cup, which has to have boiling water poured...
For decades TV viewer ship ratings have been watched by Neilson Inc. not to be confused with the Neilson of Olympic Muff Diving fame. Neilson employees in specially equipped radarcars drive the streets of the world tuning in on whose TV set is tu...
With queen of the dating shows Cilla Black to present a new dating show on Sky, ITV are hitting back with a revamped format of the show to be hosted by David Blunkett. Called "Impaired Vision Date" the show, in the regular, recognised format, will...
New Yawk, NY-- Rosie O'Donnell will make a less-than-triumphant return to network television this fall. Rosie has been hired as a cleaning woman by ABC Studios in New Yawk City. She will be cleaning floors, windows and bathroom stalls. The bullying b...
A new survey by USA Today has discovered that most Americans do not know what exactly a Kardashian is. This is not surprising, as this reporter really isn't all that sure either.
The BBC has released hundreds of old, previously unseen documents and records into the public domain.
Questionably insane ex children's television presenter, Timmy Mallet, has been controversially named as the new presenter of BBC's Crimewatch program.
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