Strictly TV

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

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A rocket, launched yesterday

Following the expose of the art of conducting, BBC TV has now launched a new programme for the Autumn Schedule, called Strictly Rocket Science.

The show, which is to be hosted by Vernon Kay and Su Pollard features a number of little known celebrities, including Shane, the bloke from Boyzone, Tim, the bloke playing Tennis, and Ann Robinson carrying out a number of tasks, related to Rocket Science.

Speaking to us earlier, Speaking Earlier, the BBC's Spokesman for the same old flannel told us: 'This show intends to reveal to the public that Rocket Science is not to be messed around with. Like we did with Maestro, we are sticking our noses in where they don't really belong in the name of entertainment. I mean people pay for the license fee or they go to prison. They don't pay the license fee for quality TV, surely people should realise that by now?'

Strictly TV Commissioning and Strictly Surgery will feature in the BBC's Spring Schedule.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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