Sandringham House - (Rioters): "Hahaha, bet you fifty squid I'll live to 100!" But Old Fatty Mountbatten's confident riposte today has seen Hellfire Club astrologers rush to their online Ephemeris tables to check for the Doomsday Alignment in HM'...
London - (X-Files): The iconic narcosaint-emblazoned UFO was seen menacing the London skyline this weekend ahead of a stupendous Sun/Venus conjunction on Monday night. Witnesses say the death-herald craft rose from the waters of the Buckingham Pal...
According to news reports from a little known British Tabloid, The British Barter, the Queen was upset about the actions of her son's wife. She has yet to call Camilla her "daughter-in-law and simply refers to her as "my son's wife". Reports sh...
Sandringham - (True Grit): A Do Not Resuscitate tattoo on her octogenarian arse has proved too much for the scrapyard rustbucket sent in to grit the royal innards. A Russian Christmas Day present from Prime Monster Vladimir Pootin the gritter lorr...
The Queen is embarrassed about an incident recently which occurred at the Palace. It was reported that she was in her private quarters where she has her own computer set up and was reading through the satire stories about her family on thespoof.co...
Sandringham, Norfolk - (RIP Mess): Instructions in her Last Will & Testicle stipulate her legal next of kin must inter her ashes next to those of her father Adolf Hitler in the Vatican mausoleum. The 1950 draft, witnessed and signed by General...
Norfolk - (Pie In The Sky!): Up to two hundred immaculately polished hearse limos are parked lying in wait within a half mile radius of Sandringham House. The convoy has massed in expectation of a local funerary industry 'happy event' predicted by...
According to a research jointly carried out by Oxford and Cambridge Universities the Queen's Christmas speech on TV is watched by 56% of the adult population in the UK but remembered only by 3% after the Boxing Day. The proportion of people giving so...
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth's Christmas speech was ruined by Pope Benedict this year, when the Pontiff hired a young woman to leap out and push him over in St. Peter's, Rome. And so he got all the main headlines, and was sitting chortling to himself...
Sandringham, Norfuk - (YuleBeSorry!): A karmic Sun/Pluto conjunction on Christmas Eve is needling Hellfire Club fatcats. Paranoid that it may trigger the Coronation Oath harakiri clause the ancient monarchy-meddling cult is on suicide-pact standby...
Sandringham, Norfuk - (X-Files): Earlier this week the ominous craft was seen terrorising the drunks running the Kremlin. This weekend the massive pyramid scheme UFO has been spotted above Sandringham House, sucking flatulent greed house gases f...
BUCKINGHAM PALACE: Tiger Woods has found a new sympathizer in HRH QE2. Sir Wobbly of Smelling-Bottomley, a spokesperson for her Majesty, urging paparazzi to give the Royals some privacy told this reporter: "Her Majesty is very sympathetic to Ti...
London - (In the Rough): Leeching off the manhood of champions has been the secret of her longevity. But the fountain of HM's youth has now dried up as Tiger Woods' prenup lawyers padlock his putter. Frantic midnight phone calls have gone una...
London - (Boil-on-the-Bum): Is the UK singing sensation the thirteenth slut to crawl out of the sordid Tiger Woods shagging woodwork? Intimate footage of HM's illegitimate daughter Susan Boyle giving Woods a bareback run for his bad-assed shagging...
The Royal Variety Performance in Blackpool hosted a galaxy of stars from Michael Bubble to Michael Macintyre, but there were more than just people called Michael there. The big attraction of the show was Lady Gaga, the is she isn't he current pop...
QE2 has warned the Paparazzi to stay away from her very ugly family and not to expect any form of compensation when their cameras break whilst photographing the "Uglies"! Canon cameras, world's leading camera producers, also issued the following...
Princess Diana remains stone dead this week but continues to make the occasional headline during periods when nothing much happens. One of the knock-on consequences of this revelation is that newspaper editors are now exposed as being nothing more...
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