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Funny story: Study says doctors don't tell patients all they know about conditions, blame insurance coverage

Study says doctors don't tell patients all they know about conditions, blame insurance coverage

BELLPATTON, Iowa -- A study recently showed that "nearly one in three doctors reports withholding information from patients about useful medical services that aren't covered by their health insurance companies, and the number may be on the rise."

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Funny story: Killer Cicadas

Killer Cicadas

This is a true story by Maggie Fox, Health and Science Correspondent for Reuters.

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Funny story: Gabon Famine - British Style

Gabon Famine - British Style

The President of the African country of Gabon, El Hadj Omar Bongo has appealed to the UN, the World Health Organization, the World Bank, t...

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Funny story: Researchers Discover Eating is Hazardous to your Health

Researchers Discover Eating is Hazardous to your Health

San Francisco, CA- According to the latest study by UCSF researchers, eating food in unhealthy. The study followed 200 men and women of...

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Funny story: John Paul II To Retire - Become a Fill-In Bartender

John Paul II To Retire - Become a Fill-In Bartender

The Vatican announced today that because of continuing bad health John Paul II would resign 1 June 2004 as Pope of the Roman Catholic Church.

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Funny story: American Idol Votes for Jennifer Hudson Were Sent to a Blender

American Idol Votes for Jennifer Hudson Were Sent to a Blender

Last week, many American Idol fans were outraged when Jennifer Hudson was voted off the show. An investigation revealed that the votes for Hundson sent via text messaging were sent to an internet blender in Iowa, owned by local health nut Mavis Higg...

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Funny story: Health Canada Said To Consider Daring New "Vaccination" Initiative

Health Canada Said To Consider Daring New "Vaccination" Initiative

(OTTAWA)-- Almost twenty years to the day after the passage of the epochal Canada Health Act, Canada's Health Act Division has released a series of stunning new initiatives for the country's legendary publicly funded health care system. E...

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Funny story: In home Surgery Kits Available For The Uninsured

In home Surgery Kits Available For The Uninsured

SHOW ME, MISSOURI - In home surgery kits are now available in local pharmacies for minor surgery, to be performed by patients, for little out of pocket cost. "I have no health insurance and I was able to remove a small skin cancer by myself for...

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Funny story: Zimmer Frames to be outlawed in England

Zimmer Frames to be outlawed in England

In a move certain to exacerbate already strained relations between the UK government and its Senior Citizens (or Old Gits as they are widely known) the Health and Safety Executive has recommended that Zimmer Frames be banned from June this year.

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Funny story: Surprise Swedish Find: Smoking Cure for Alzheimer's

Surprise Swedish Find: Smoking Cure for Alzheimer's

Stockholm, Sweden-The latest news from the Swedish Institute of Health reveals a surprising new find in geriatrics. Smokers are 86% less likely to suffer from Alzheimer's than non-smokers are. "This is very surprising," said Swedish researcher, Dr...

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Funny story: Powell asks to be excused enquiry - brings note from Mom

Powell asks to be excused enquiry - brings note from Mom

The US secretary of state Colin Powell today asked to be excused further appearances at the 9/11 enquiry. Citing poor health - "I don't feel well ‘cos my tummy's upset and I think I'm going to have a cold in about three days from now" - he produced a...

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Funny story: London Do-nut attack "inevitable" warns Health Secretary

London Do-nut attack "inevitable" warns Health Secretary

Forget terrorists. Forget bombs on trains, in shopping centres, in airports. The great threat to the population of London at this moment in time comes from - do-nuts.

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Funny story: Robots to be the Future of Boxing

Robots to be the Future of Boxing

Following news that many health services had quit helping out boxing teams because of extreme overuse of some of their best agents...er, doctors, sorry, news is in that robots will be replacing human boxers in a move that could potentially spark cont...

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Funny story: Angry Vegetables - A Threat to Health?

Angry Vegetables - A Threat to Health?

Washington, D.C., U.S.A. - Scientists at the Scientific Test Area for Recent Vegetable Eating (S.T.A.R.V.E.) have confirmed that the vegetarian movement may be causing a significant shift in the natural order of our food chain.

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Funny story: Startling New Discovery to Combat US Obesity

Startling New Discovery to Combat US Obesity

A startling new message was given to the American population today in an effort to combat their obesity problem. It is estiamted that 67% of Americans were overweight to such an extent that their health were at risk.

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Funny story: Pope 'A Chump' Says Dalai Lama before Big Fight

Pope 'A Chump' Says Dalai Lama before Big Fight

LOS ANGELES-According to reports from his corner and trainer, the Pope's ailing health will not keep him from the biggest 12-round fight of his career against the Dalai Lama. Earlier reports from the Pope's training camp indicated deteriorating healt...

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Funny story: Homeless on Strike--Demand Better Wages, Health Benefits

Homeless on Strike--Demand Better Wages, Health Benefits

Los Angeles-In lieu of the grocery strikes, thousands of homeless formed picket lines around city hall, protesting the city's refusal to meet their unions' requests in their new contract with the city.

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