CANBERRA -- Prime Minister John Howard today announced a ban on mating by Parliment guards. Guards were told they were to show courtesy and respect to all visitors to Parliament, and allow visitors to win any chess matches that might arise. "...
The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) has found another stash of rodents. However, this time, they appear to have mutated into a viscous snarling mouth frothing breed that will certainly have to be culled by the most huma...
Home secretary David Blunkett has been forgiven all his sins by Pope John Paul II after he repaid Parliament for a train ticket he gave ex-lover Kimberly Quinn.
Following government restrictions on unhealthy foods and the imminent ban on smoking, a bill has been tabled in Parliament today to outlaw the practice of voting in public places.
Locals and visitors alike packed Edinburgh's Royal Mile at the weekend to see the official closure of the new Scottish Parliament.
The man who used to clean the toilets at Aberdeen station, Wee Jock Poo Pong Mcplop is in it up to his eyeballs. He is the joker responsible for the cost overruns involved in the building of the Scottish Parliament at Holyrood. Great shame too what w...
The new Scottish Parliament, which has cost the electorate an astonishing £431m, has now decided to charge the people who paid for it if they fancy a peek at what they've spent their cash on.
LONDON, England -- A new law, just approved by parliament, requires all prospective parents to sign a Declaration of Parenthood after the birth of their child and before the infant receives any official documents. Until this paper is signed, the newl...
After the attempted flour bombing of Tony Blair on Wednesday, the bomber has made another attempt to powder the government, this time using a much larger bomb. Londoners woke up this morning to find the Houses of Parliament completely powdered.
The Scottish parliament today launched an enquiry to see why the enquiry on the spiralling cost of the Scottish parliament building has cost as much as it did. The first minister for Scotland last night denied allegations that the reason for the e...
"I feel taken for a ride by the Greek Cypriot government," Mr Verheugen told the European Parliament.
Responding to revelations in a new political blockbuster 'Plan of Attack' that George Bush is mightily impressed with Tony Blairs testicles, the British Prime Minister confirmed today during question time in parliament that indeed his balls a...
After the recent budget announcements by the Chancellor of the Exchequer, McGordon McBrown, it has emerged that the British electorate is planning to reduce the number of Labour MPs in Parliament by 408.
After his loyalty during the Hutton drama, Rupert Murdoch will be allowed to table a bid before parliament for the BBC. Murdoch's News Corp. papers proved their loyalty to the Government by printing details of the leaked Hutton report, before opposi...
The government has issued a stern warning to the British public: put your clocks forward before 2am on the 31st of March and face the consequences. "It is an offence and legal action will be taken against any offenders," Time Minister, Gerald Smith t...
Basingstoke scientists today revealed that clocks in the vicinity of talking politicians work slower than those near normal people. "It's a quirk of Einstein's theory of relativity," said Dr Ruth Rutherford, head of clocks and social politics at B...
Ahead of this year's Budget, the Chancellor, Gordon Brown has reportedly not ruled out a tax on discussions in an effort to raise more money for the NHS.
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