With BP demonstrating continued incompetence, President Obama has nationalized the company renaming it Bayou Petroleum. Seemingly inspired by birth control methods, British Petroleum embarked upon a series of plans to stop the oil leak in the Gulf...
Washington, D.C. - Americans were buoyed last week when President Obama declared he was ready to kick ass over the BP oil spill, fully expecting him to go out immediately and find whose ass to kick. However, even with some of those responsible doi...
China's quest for super-power status seems to have taken a bizarre turn with the PLAN repeatedly trying to torpedo Chinese oil rigs to get a good Oil spill going in the last two weeks. "Chinese submarines were spotted off the coast of Hong Kong targe...
An astounding merger, that will rock the City, has been made between British Airways & British Petroleum. A joint statement today from the two Chief Executives of these famous Companies declares: 'We are proud to link our two Companies. We sha...
Phoenix Joe has just been informed that BP has been awarded a lucrative contact by the UK coalition government following their "impressive efforts" to contain the small leak (caused by faulty American equipment and faulty American workers) in the Gul...
BP has proudly announced that it has struck a deal with the Turkish Kebab Makers Guild that will solve the oil crisis in the Gulf. Tony Hayward of BP said that intense negotiations had taken place over the previous week, which ha resulted in a win...
New York, NY - Talking like he was getting ready for the biggest basketball game of his life, President Barack Obama made it perfectly clear Tuesday morning on the Today Show that he is contemplating opening that big can of whup ass he has stored in...
Oil company BP recently announced that the massive oil spill was now contained in a patch of ocean no more than 300,000 square miles in size. "We feel this is a major containment" said a spokesperson for the oil giant "and want to assure gulf residen...
Acme Corporation is reporting a huge profit upswing this month. Acme is the chief supplier of underwater doo-dads for BP Corporation, the sponsors of what is now the largest oil spill ever. BP has been buying heavily from Acme in its attempts to up c...
New Orleans, Louisiana. Information to hand suggests that authorities have come up with an effective way to seal the leaking oil pipe in the depths of the Gulf of Mexico. American Idol judge and impresario, Simon Cowell, has been apprehended by B...
BP has announced that after the failure of Top-Hat, Top-Kill and the underperforming 'Top-Cap', they are ready to launch their next oil stemming attempt...Top-Cat. Less than bright Engineers who could not ever have envisaged that something like th...
At Tony Hayward's press conference this morning, no one expected what they were about to hear. Mr. Hayward opened the session by quoting from the Robert Browning poem, "Grow old with me, the best is yet to be." As reporters looked at each other...
Hong Kong - It seems British conglomerates are having their fair share of problems these days with uber expensive leaks. There appears to be no end in sight to the BP oil spill off the southern coast of the United States which has now reached catastr...
In a recent "news" story, a writer for TheSpoof.com suggested that BP "drop Bruce Willis into Gulf to detonate nuke, stop leak." Well, Federal officials are obviously reading, 'cuz they actually thought about trying it!! Well, not really. Energy Depa...
BP executives declared today at a hastily scheduled press conference, that they have begun working on a "new plan." Since they have been unsuccessful in stopping oil flow into the Gulf of Mexico, they have begun working on a plan to remove the se...
Al Gore, distraught after separating from his wife Tipper, has reached a "Tipping Point" in his life, the Spoof can reveal. In an exclusive interview, the veteran politician and climate campaigner says that he fears he will never find his "Holy Grail...
Gulff Mexico - (Fishy Tales): The 66ft invertebrate, Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni, was seen menacing BP's ruptured Deepwater Horizon wellhead as a new containment cap was being lowered by underwater robots. The abyssal gigantist was spotted near the...
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