Nutely, NJ - Today a new recipe for mangled embryo is sweeping the nation. According to cooking legend, Marda Stewfart, the dish has both the most exquisite taste and presentation of any known to man. According to Stewfart, this dish was invente...
Leading pro-life groups have extended their anti-abortion campaign to post-Eucharistic stools. According to the pro-lifers, it is a "blasphemous, anti-life abomination" to empty one's bowels within 48 hours of consuming the body of Christ during reli...
Liza Grey, State Representative for Michigan, was banned from speaking in the House of Representatives for saying the word "a***e" during a recent speech to the House. The word was used as the anatomically correct way to describe the part of the...
Shanghai, China (SAPP) - Using a new technology developed in Huashan Hospital in Shanghai, China, researchers have shown conclusively that fetuses prefer abortion. After studying 3,666 fetuses, Dr. Tan Jun and fellow doctors in the abortion department of Huashan Hospital concluded that over 91% of them preferred abortion. During the grueling research, Dr. Tan and his team of experts designed a...
WASHINGTON D.C. (AP) In a press release issued yesterday, Planned Parenthood announced that it had purchased the Cick-fil-A corporation and would soon begin utilizing locations that are normally closed on Sunday to offer drive through abortions inste...
HARRISBURG, PA - GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum further dug a hole for himself this week after telling reporters that he opposes terminating a pregnancy even if an alien impregnated a woman. Asked what he would say if his own daughter ap...
Washington, D.C.-For the third time in as many years, pro-abortion rallies, to be held in major cities across the nation by the aborted, have failed to materialize. The rallies held on the anniversary of Roe V. Wade are a response to a 2009 Supr...
The government has issued orders to all Ministers, to oppose any moves to change their long standing Libyan Health Policy proposals in today's vote. The road to parliamentary acceptance of the Coalitions controversial Libyan Reproductive Health propo...
LONDON - As the Department of Health (DoH) loses a court battle to keep secret some details on abortion statistics, the UK public were surprised at who ordered the release. The court case follows an application by an anti-abortion group, the ProLi...
A morning-after pill manufacturer is set to compete for custom by producing the tablet in an array of enticing flavours to encourage more under-age sex makers to coming crying to their brand when trying to remove all consequence of last nights reckle...
Harry-Beau, the makers of the popular confectionery, Jelly Babies, are suffering currently after a series of serious attacks from Right To Life, the anti-abortion group. Right To Life appear to have got the wrong end of the stick from a recent adv...
You know I get asked all the time - "David how can we stop these murderers from killing our babies before they're bored" - and I say I don't know but I believe in protection of everyone from 'womb to tomb' if you know what I mean. So I guess the only way to change the mind of these high and mighty, liberal thinkers is to give them the facts and how it would affect their oh so perfect lives. Bei...
Washington, D.C. - Congressmen in the House committee on Abortion and the Right to Chose heard evidence today about a fetus that survived two days after it was aborted. The fetus, named 'Fred' for evidentiary reasons, was said to have been aborte...
Hidden within the 8,000 pages of the President's Health Care Reform Act is what is being hailed as sheer Obama genius; Retroactive Abortion. The new law will allow the mother of any child up to the age of 18, regardless of race, creed, religion,...
A few radical left-wing mediums have responded to a tactic favored by conservatives, where they claim to be the voice of innocent babies who cannot speak for themselves. Borrowing from the magic of the seance that allows communication with people...
OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma -- On Friday, a judge extended a temporary restraining order on an Oklahoma abortion law -- despite a popular rider tacked onto the legislation intended to loosen current state restrictions on cockfighting. The law, passed...
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - Rep. Patrick Kennedy revealed Sunday that he is "not going to miss Communion at all," and is in fact relieved at the statement issued Sunday by the diocese, Providence Bishop Thomas Tobin, asking Kennedy to stop taking Comm...
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