The Bush family and the Cheneys gathered this week in the Rose Garden to celebrate the fifth birthday of their mutually conceived toddler.
Oslo, Norway - (AssoCIAted Mess): Nordic anti-terror cops pounced on a Norwegian fishing village church congregation yesterday after a consignment of Russian red herrings was found to conceal offensive nuclear material as well as crack cocaine.
North Pole - In a recent press conference today, NSA officials announced that they have reached an agreement with North Pole representatives allowing the US government to have access to the countless files of information collected by Santa Claus and...
(Washington, D.C.) George Bush has a new vision for Iraq, the Disney Channel's "Hannah Montana" TV show, or, more particularly, the tour to kick-off later this month.
The War on Terror has a new hero, and his name is John Smeaton. Smeaton catapulted himself to international status with one swift kick in late June.
(Geneva--Switzerland) That fake Rolex you buy on the street could be funding terrorist activities, according to witnesses testifying before the Senate Homeland Security Subcommittee. The bad news, it still will be funding terrorist activities. The go...
Soldiers of the future should get used to breathing filtered air. Air quality in war zones has grown to debilitating levels due to radioactive materials from allied ordnance.
Judges have been given the go ahead to give defendents receiving more than 100 hours of community service the option of being shipped to Iraq to complete their sentence. Other charges and fines may also be dropped or greatly reduced.
(Washington, DC) Taking a scene from the motion picture The Dirty Dozen, the Army has been secretly drafting convicted felons into its ranks.
Phoenix, Arizona - No longer an advocate of assisted suicide, Dr. Jack Kevorkian announced that he has opened up a suicide prevention hotline in the Middle East and Iraq for depressed suicide bombers. It is his hope that suicide bombers will call in...
WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- President George Bush portrayed the "War on Terror" as a fight to grab Iraqi oil on Wednesday, and added that Osama bin Laden was just a bogeyman.
The Bush administration announced today that the President has submitted legislation to Congress making it a federal crime to commit suicide after killing others.
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush vetoed the war spending bill requiring US troop withdrawal from Iraq on Tuesday, saying "The job isn't finished...Exxon Mobil's profits have got to go a lot higher before we leave!"...
President Bush today linked Iran to the shootings earlier this week at Virginia Tech. Speaking from the Oval Office, Bush detailed how he believes Iran is responsible and what action America should take.
They may not have won the war on terror just yet, but they have certainly caused a stir in marketing circles with the brilliantly constructed "War on Terror" campaign that has seen investments in the arms and body bag manuf...
WASHINGTON D.C.--(WAR BEAT) One day after being fired from his 30 year gig at CBS Corp., Don Imus got a call from his country to be the new face and communicator for the war effort in Iraq. President George W. Bush h...
LIVERPOOL -- Ex-iconic pop star Boy George has declared his intent to join the Royal Navy with the hope of somehow "taking part in the global war on terror" according to a statement by his agent today in London.
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