A British man living in the Thai eastern seaboard resort of Pattaya was inconsolable yesterday after a lunchtime telephone call home to his mother in the UK went tragically wrong when the doddery old lady didn't answer the phone. Moys Kenwood, a p...
Portsmouth, UK: Concern is growing after two writers at theSpoof.com from completely different time zones met up in Portsmouth today. Skoob and Morse appear to have unwittingly broken the laws of Physics by appearing together in the same point in s...
Inhabitants of London were somewhat surprised today, when the entire Fraud Squad were suddenly sucked into a vortex in the space-time continuum, and blasted millions of miles away into the Duck's Egg Nebula. Detective Inspector Morose of the Squad...
Morocco has come under heavy criticism from some quarters today after controversial plans were unveiled to reduce the number of seconds in every minute to a meagre 56 within the next 6 months. In an unconventional attempt to increase the country'...
Shocking poll results released today reveal that nobody really understands the concept of time or even agrees on how to describe it. One man checked his mobile-phone and then his watch, discovering the times to be completely different. As incompre...
Washington, DC - The president plans to have legislation introduced in the house that would eliminate all but one month of the year. That month would be February. Under the legislation February would be 365 days long, with an extra day of February ta...
Golly the much loved King of Jams and Mullah of Marmalade was today dreadfully inconvenienced when his Chauffeur Driven Limo got stuck in a traffic jam this morning. "I've got a business to run" fumed the culinary genius as he abandoned the car an...
How do you find more time ladies? Since we will all be setting out clocks ahead an hour this Saturday I was trying to think of was to find more time because we will be losing a whole hour. I can't afford to lose a minute of the day let alone an hour so here are my suggestions. 1. No showers..that saves at least 20 minutes in a day. 2. Sex.. well have it but make it fast..most men will love...
A new clock developed by the National Physics Laboratory is redefining time itself. The current most accurate clock is a Caesium Fountain Ion clock that is accurate to within a second every 400 million years, but physicists felt that they could do...
Gordon Brown has revealed a startling new policy to help the British economy cope with the global economic crisis. In a speech to the UK adult film industry the prime minister said:"In order to improve our productivity relative to international c...
Baltimore, Maryland (IPP) - The U.S. Naval observatory has announced big changes to this year's Daylight Savings Time Change on November 2, 2008. The hour from 11:00 PM until 12:00 AM is being totally eliminated. Dr. Povenmire Finootch held a pres...
Drama in Cambridge yesterday, as Stephen Hawking, the 'human droid', was injured by a falling black sheet of material as he helped to unveil a new £1million clock. "The strangest clock in the world", as it has been described, was being revealed by...
Cambridge, Massachusetts - Like Yogi Berra once said, "It's Déjà vu all over again." If you woke up this morning with a sinking feeling deep down in your gut that everything you have done today seems strangely familiar, like you have already done it...
Earlier today, Tom Cruise revealed to HNN what scares him the most. Cruise explained how he deeply fears the possibility of there being a Flux in the Time-Space Continuum. For example, if Tom was about to cross his residential street. Now, althou...
Opponents of the change from the Julian to Gregorian calendar are to posthumously get their eleven missing days back Gordon Brown has announced.
A group of very young children have called for the adoption of TellyTubby time to replace GMT arguing that "Noo-Noo" city is the true centre of the Earth.
Some well know very young children have called for the adoption of TellyTubby time to replace GMT arguing that "Noo-Noo" city is the true centre of the Earth.
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