Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have a cloud hanging over their heads and are unable to travel at present. The Cloud of Volcanic ash from Iceland, has caused the cancellation of all airports in England, at present and this has stopped them fro...
In a shock announcement al-Qaeda have claimed responsibility for the Icelandic volcano eruption that has caused havoc to the travel industry, and stranded thousands of people over the last few days. Jimmy Al'Babar Quaseerie, spokesman for the terr...
Stranded passengers at Heathrow Airport, have got together at the Airport to sing the song "Someday I'll Fly Away" as the ban on flights continues with all flights still suspended due to the volcanic ash cloud from the volcano which erupted in Icela...
In strict violation of the unwritten code of political ethics (yes that is an oxymoron) Obama railed on Republicans during his weekend radio address for everything from the potential 2011 lockout of NFL players to the volcanic eruption in Iceland tha...
The Red Scarf Brigade - the Subo Fanatics extraordinnaire, are said to making plans to visit Iceland. They just can't seem to accept that there is more to talk about in the world than THEIR crazy shenanigans. Their Spokesman, Canadian Bob, said t...
You've got to hand it to him, Lord Mandelson gets things done. The problem child of New Labour, sacked, rehired, chucked out on his ear, brought back, the man of the minute who knows how to get back in the news. His latest masterstroke, use the Ro...
Eu Assistant Commissar, Haynes Manuel, this afternoon announced a cunning plan to get Europe's stranded air passengers home. The plan is so cunning and secret that it won't be revealed until next Wednesday ensuring all the passengers on the EU Gravy...
Gordon Brown has decided he's sick of Iceland and is demanding they pay off our national debt. The down in the dumps Labour leader is hoping to push his party up the poles by insisting Icelanders pay us a small fortune to make up for all their countr...
As a dire situation worsens, Lord Mandelson has danced into the highlights. Not satisfied with his dancing feet being splashed all over the Guardian, he has taken big steps to rescue, UK travellers stranded abroad. With some fancy moves, he has co...
Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones are to appear via sattelite on 'Oprah' tomorrow. Oprah was so fascinated by these women, having read about them on The Spoof, that she has invited them to appear on her show. "It amazes me that such people real...
Some Cargo Fleet Divs are refusing to get their groceries from their local 'Iceland' shop. Neighbours, Takwana Smith, Anikapatika Jones and Sally Witherspoon, all sporting 'South Bank Facelifts' (these are 'hairstyles'. The hair is pulled up so t...
The so-called volcanic eruption in Iceland that has led to air travel chaos across Europe is a hoax. We have received a leaked email from the University of East Anywhere's climate change unit that provides conclusive proof that the whole incident was...
The Icelandic Government today announced that the mysterious "Ash Cloud" belching out from its Southern Coastline was a by product of the Nation's little used "Warp Drive" warming up in preparation to submerge the Island and move it away from its "an...
The old adage of every cloud has a silver lining came true today and in the case of the volcanic eruption in Iceland it is now every ash cloud brings diamonds. Once the toxic fumes began to dissipate geologists discovered the bowels of the earth...
The World Cup, could be cancelled as a result of the volcanic eruption in Iceland. The competition is not due to take place until June, but the Gigantic Volcanic Cloud of Dust, continues to grow as the Volcano in Iceland, shows no sign of stopping to...
Irishman Cillian Murphy, known to his friends as Silly, has sent a letter to Leonard Nimoy, alias Mr Spock, because he thinks Spock, is a Vulcanoligist, able to answer questions on the Iceland Volcano eruption. Silly has asked Spock when will this...
God, peering from his lofty heights in heaven wearing a gas mask to protect himself from the ashes and dust has justified his decision to put Iceland to sleep and remove it from the face of the earth. God has several reasons why he took this drama...
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