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Funny story: Reverend Jesse Jackson Inadvertently 'Spawns' 2 New Flavors Of Ice Cream Generating Global Marketplace Fever!

Reverend Jesse Jackson Inadvertently 'Spawns' 2 New Flavors Of Ice Cream Generating Global Marketplace Fever!

With the U.S. leading the way in the Worlwide consumption of ice cream, a major specialty producer has scored a triple-scoop winner. Ben and Jerry's of South Burlington, Vermont, USA, boasts one of the most diverse and unique fl...

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Funny story: Mr Whippy Shooting: Cadets Honoured

Mr Whippy Shooting: Cadets Honoured

A turf war may have broken out between Mr Whippy and King Cone, two ice cream men in the notoriously violent town of Penicuik, Scotland resulting in Mr Whippy being shot in the backside and receiving...

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Funny story: Marks and Spencer embarrassed by new "Beaver" ice-cream

Marks and Spencer embarrassed by new "Beaver" ice-cream

Marks and Spencer has said that it is embarrassed by the discovery that its new brand of ice-cream and related products has a name which in certain parts of the world can mean female genitalia.

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Funny story: Al Gore Lists "Fudgie the Whale" as Endangered

Al Gore Lists "Fudgie the Whale" as Endangered

Speaking recently before a group of environmentalists, Al Gore mentioned the Carvel Ice Cream cake "Fudgie the Whale" as listed on a prominent endangered species list. Gore had heard that patrons of Carvel's often use the frame of the w...

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Funny story: Card is Politically Incorrect

Card is Politically Incorrect

The new National Ice-cream card comes out today. This is the latest of a string of fresh ideas from National Ice-cream in order to reinstate the image of ice-cream. Holders of the card pay from five pounds a month and in return they can get any ice c...

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Funny story: Chunky Monkey Scandal

Chunky Monkey Scandal

After intense scientific research, it was discovered the real monkey meat was being used in the manufacturing of Jen & Berry's Chunky Monkey ice cream.

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Funny story: Good Humor Truck Overturned in Riots

Good Humor Truck Overturned in Riots

Parrish, WI - A teeming horde of upper elementary students at Wokum Elementary today rocked and tipped a Good Humor Ice Cream truck, its smoldering hull still visible by the curbside. During 2nd recess break from classes, an unsuspecting and hapless...

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Funny story: The Latest Scoop on the Ice Cream Flavor Wars

The Latest Scoop on the Ice Cream Flavor Wars

Tired of being ignored, neglected and out-classed by more exotic alternatives, vanilla, chocolate and strawberry are determined to return to their former glory and melt the competition.

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's introduce new ice cream flavor: Burning Bush

Ben & Jerry's introduce new ice cream flavor: Burning Bush

SPOKANE, Wash. - Ben Cohen, the Ben of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream fame, is not a fan of President Bush. Cohen is currently travelling around the country on what he is calling his "Pants on Fire" tour. Towing a 12 foot effigy of the President which fea...

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Funny story: Friends cast involved in Blaine-a-Like starvation stunt

Friends cast involved in Blaine-a-Like starvation stunt

The cast of popular TV show, Friends, have decided to end their comedy careers by starving themselves for forty days in an ice-cream truck's fridge. Cast member Matt Le Blanc explained:...

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Split

Ben & Jerry's Split

Ice cream makers Ben & Jerry's are reported to have separated. Hopes of marriage are now all but gone.

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