NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Rosie O'Donnell was in town appearing as a guest on local television cooking show Cookin Up A Storm With Stormy. The show's host Stormy Nittlefurst, who is considered one of the best cooks south of the Mason-Dixon Line, show...
HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Producer Simon Shindlebocker, has just announced that for the upcoming AI season number 10, the age eligibility has been lowered from 16 down to 6. When asked if the fact that AI viewership has dropped off considerably du...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Ellen DeGeneres called up the producer of American Idol, Simon Shindlebocker and told him that she would like for him to replace Simon Cowell with either Sandra Bullock or Scarlett Johansson. Shindlebocker asked Ellen if she had...
DURANGO, Colorado - The Christian TV Committee which oversees hundreds of ratings and rankings on television shows has stated that the reason the musical reality show American Idol has gone down in the ratings is because of the presence of Ellen DeGe...
American Idol, American's answer to the War of 1812, is slated for the shute after this season as Simon hits the streets, jobless as the rest of us. This spells disaster for the show, according to Reality TV expert Ivga Fakeboobs of Idol Season 2 fam...
HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's prettiest judge, Kara DioGuardi is said to be totally devastated at the fact that her fellow judge and touchy-touchy, feely-feely judges desk mate has quit the show. Cowell said that he hates to leave the show because t...
Gay country star Chely Wright wanted to "come out" to her family after watching Ellen do the same back in 2007 but her fathers reaction stopped her. Rotten man! Appearing on DeGeneres' daytime talk show, Wright says when Ellen told the world on Na...
HOLLYWOOD - The Nokia Theater was filled to capacity, in fact the people in the balcony were sitting two to a seat, which is legal in California. The American Idol Finale Show ran for 2 hours and 7 minutes. It had 87 commercials, three tons of con...
HOLLYWOOD - The young Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber performed on the latest edition of American Idol. The popular 16-year-old who many consider to be The Prince of YouTube, sang a song that was written especially for him by Clay Aiken.
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Melissa Etheridge emailed Chely Wright as soon as she heard the 'carpet munching' news and invited her to do a duet with her. Chely replied that if by 'duet' she means a little bit of 'playpen pounding' she was sorry but she would...
BOSTON - Robert Pattinson was in "Bean Town" to meet with the producers of his upcoming vampire comedy film The Silly Suckers of Saskatoon. He was asked about the rumors of a possible involvement with one of the stars of Gossip Girl Michelle Trac...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - First year American Idol judge Ellen DeGeneres wants the show to replace the exiting Simon Cowell with one of her best friends, fellow lesbo, Rosie O'Donnell. DeGeneres said that O'Donnell knows the words to more than 13,000 songs...
HOLLYWOOD - Workers on American Idol, Simon Shindlebocker, 53, and Simon Witleywine, 59, have gone into damage control mode in order to put a lid on the Ellen DeGeneres - Kara DioGuardi feud. It appears that DioGuardi accused DeGeneres of telling...
LOS ANGELES - Ke$ha, aka L.A.'s Glitter Girl has said that she will be recording the hit by Selena Gomez "I'm A Cutey And So's My Booty." Talk show host, American Idol judge, and overall lesbian fun guy Ellen DeGeneres has said about Ke$ha that sh...
CHICAGO - Bill Cosby was in town to see some old friends and argue with them about how the blacks of today are not like the blacks of the 1950s, or the 1960s, or even of the blacks who participated in The American Civil War [i.e. plantation slaves].
HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, aka The Captain of Cutting Remarks, said that his fellow American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi smells a whole lot prettier than Ellen DeGeneres and Ryan Seacrest. Cowell made the remarks to Randy Jackson, about whom Cowell s...
American Idol's Simon Cowell told spoof reporters that he's "Had quite enough" of Ellen Degeneres. "She keeps fondling me under the table," he said. "It might have been quite stimulating if it had been Paula doing that, but you see Ellen is a tot...
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