NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Rosie O'Donnell was in town appearing as a guest on local television cooking show Cookin Up A Storm With Stormy.
The show's host Stormy Nittlefurst, who is considered one of the best cooks south of the Mason-Dixon Line, showed Rosie how to correctly make her patented Southern Fried Possum.
Nittlefurst told O'Donnell that the secret recipe had been handed down by the Nittlefurst women dating back to the Civil War.
She pointed out that her great, great, grandmother Odetta Sue Nittlefurst had been the mistress of General Stonewall Jackson. The rumors of her giving birth to six of his nine children were disproved in the case of The State of Mississippi vs. One Southern Slut aka Odetta Sue Nittlefurst.
Stormy asked Rosie if she had lost any weight. Rosie looked at her and replied, "No bitch, as an effen matter of fact, I haven't. And speaking of weight, have you had a big ol' Southern wiener up your friggin Southern (blank) recently?"
Nittlefurst asked her not to be so vulgar as they were on live TV. Rosie apologized and told her that she should get with the modern day program and incorporate a seven second bleep delay like the rest of civilized America does.
Stormy then asked her if she still had contact with her two business partners Melissa Etheridge and Ellen DeGeneres. Rosie said that she recently had a platonic meeting with Ellen down in New Orleans and that back in March she'd had a platonic meeting with Melissa in Detroit.
Rosie was asked about her 2004, marriage to Kelli Carpenter. O'Donnell got a look of consternation on her face, she turned to the side, and she spit on the studio floor.
Stormy told her that she did not appreciate her spitting on her floor and asked her if she went around spitting on the floor of her house and/or apartment.
Rosie laughed and said that not only did she spit on her floors she also peed on them as well.
Nittlefurst asked her if that was maybe perhaps the reason why Kelli had divorced her rude and crude ass.
O'Donnell stood up. She got right in Nittlefurst's face and said, "Bingo bitch. Biiiiiing Effen go!"
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