In an exclusive interview, Hosni Mubarak at last decided today to spill the beans regards his release on his grip of power after 30 years. He said to this reporter "So many people wishing me well made me feel claustrophobic". When asked if he t...
The big lizard has slithered out of his lair for another comment. Let's print it big just like it was in the headlines so that it won't be mistaken: CHENEY COMES OUT IN SUPPORT OF MUBARAK Wow, what a surprise! Mr. American dictator comes out in su...
Congresswoman Michele Bachmann gave a brief press conference on the tarmac at Washington National Airport this morning before boarding a plane to Cairo. "The Egyptians are sissies," stated Bachmann. "Was this any kind of way to have a revolution?...
Yesterday Egyptians in Tahrir Square went berserk with joy as Hosni Mubarak fled to Orlando and bought Hosniworld. The New York Times wrote "New Era dawns in Egypt and Across the Arab World: Cairo: A new era dawned in Egypt on Saturday as this nation...
In the wake the inevitable resignation of Egyptian leader President Mubarak, the wind of change is set to blow through the whole of the Middle East, a prominent political analyst has warned. Sol Goldstein, Emeritus Professor of Politics at Stanfor...
GUILDFORD, ENG. - After Mubarak stepped down as ruler of Egypt, sources say he went into hiding. That is, to the place no-one will think to look. Surrey. After submerging with the locals, who had no clue who he was, Mubarak was found out by some p...
The burbling activity at once spun at a furious face: 750,000 Egyptians moved as one; a sea of future NYC cab drivers surging toward televisions located throughout Tiananmen Square. Then a short, one-paragraph speech, read on TV by Egyptian Vice-pres...
CAIRO, Egypt - Embattled Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak, fleeing the hordes of anti-government protesters that lined the streets of the capital, was stopped at the border by Egyptian border patrol guards. Most supporters of the now-faltering go...
Last night, with the Sphinx-like Sphinx in the background, President Hosni Mubarak addressed his people in a manner that demonstrated the Egyptian paradox of defiant compliance. While the world expected that he would withdraw from ruling the nati...
Hosni Mubarak just outdid Barack Obama for the numbers of flip-flops performed within a 24-hour period, while dragging his own Arabic language through the mud almost as badly as recent U.S. Presidents have done with English. At least Mubarak didn'...
Cairo -- "Let yourself go!" cried the people to Pharaoh, "So that we may be free!" "Who are the people," replied Pharaoh, "that they know better than me? I will let everyone in my Cabinet go, but I will not let myself go." Using tools of communi...
Update 2/12/11: Threats of use of vuvuzelas have forced Mubarak to finally step down and hand power over to the Egyptian army. Proving once again the power of the vuvuzela. Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak pulled a fast one on the citizens of Eg...
Cairo, Egypt - President Mubarak of Egypt appeared on state television this evening promising to capture the hearts and minds of protestors aligned against him with an offer of free cheese and crackers. With a plate full of "delicious cheese and...
CAIRO - Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak has effectively signed his own death warrant by refusing to stand down as President of the middle eastern country, according to analysts. Opening his address to the Egyptian people at 20:45 GMT, Thursday, t...
Arrogant asshead President Hosni Mubarek --who has no chance of surviving 2011 in Egypt-- has just Punk'd his country during a speech to his nation; a speech in which he was expected to step down, yielding power to the military. You Did It Again,...
Tahrir Square - Cairo. As thousands upon thousands of Egyptian citizens thronged the square of freedom, eagerly anticipating the step-down of President Hosni Mubarak, one man, Hassim Ben Ali, was packing up and heading for home for a celebration dinn...
Our links with Egypt are telling us that Mubarak is going today or tomorrow. He has been booked in, we are told, at The Farmer's Whistle in Clacton on Sea and should be arriving any day now. Mrs Eileen Chuckle, the owner of the pub and boarding ho...
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