Congresswoman Michele Bachmann gave a brief press conference on the tarmac at Washington National Airport this morning before boarding a plane to Cairo.
"The Egyptians are sissies," stated Bachmann. "Was this any kind of way to have a revolution? Is this the kind of example to show the world how to overthrow a government? Where were the guns? Where were the heads on pikes and bodies torn apart by frenzied crowds? It's time to bring Christianity to the Middle East!"
Ms. Bachmann,is on her way to Egypt in a trip sponsored by the NRA and titled: "Second Amendments Rights, Armed and Dangerous for a Better World." The NRA issued a statement saying, "Ms. Bachmann is taking with her several hundred thousand discount coupons for hand guns, semi-automatic rifles, and clips that hold fifty hollow-nose bullets. Each packet will also contain Bibles, free passes to Pat Robertson's 700 Club and the lyrics to 'Onward Christian Soldier.""
Ms. Bachmann was asked by a journalist what she would do if her mission failed.
"Can I speak on background here," said Bachmann?
"Sure," said the journalist.
Bachmann relied, "We'll nuke the heathens! It'll be like the freakin crusades on steroids!" She hesitated and said, "I'll be back in time for my speech at CPAC!"
